It looks like Matthew McConaughey has traded in his six-pack abs for an actual six-pack http://t.co/RgpooTGnZW pic.twitter.com/xDdEKFlStz— Page Six (@PageSix) October 5, 2015
Real talk: would you do this man?
Here we find Matthew McConaughey, filming some movie called Gold, and looking like a sexually confusing hot mess. According to Wikipedia, the movie is about "an unlucky man Kenny Wells (Matthew McConaughey), who teams-up with a geologist Michael Acosta (Édgar Ramírez) to find gold deep in the uncharted jungles of Indonesia."
I guess if you don't want to be unlucky in life, one should avoid cockatoo-themed novelty ties?
But back to the task at hand -- would you? You know that under those ill-fitting pleated slacks lies actual Matthew McConaughey in all his weird glory, but that tongue is very...there.
I'm going to have to pass.
Instead, I choose to partake in this puppy's puppy talk.
Sorry, MM, you will never be this cute.