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Showing posts with label Allure. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Allure. Show all posts

Thursday, April 10, 2014

Lazy Blogging: Read Something That I Already Wrote


One of my favorite things to do on this planet is drankin' wine and watching garbage TV. Because I'm a trash box that will never quite fill up. So I did a little ditty for Allure this week called, "The 9 Most Fabulous Beauty Moments in Reality Show History, Re-Created." I think it's pretty self-explanatory. Check it out here, if you wish, Buttercup.



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Friday, March 7, 2014

Lazy Blogging: Read Something That I Already Wrote

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This month for Allure, I funneled all of my crazy, weird love for pop stars into a slideshow all about "10 Beauty Looks Inspired From the 10 Times You Wanted to Be a Pop Princess." Go check it out here.



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Friday, January 24, 2014

Lazy Blogging: Read Something That I Already Wrote

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I've got some new new going with Allure: slideshows! Here's my first one, and it involves boss books from our youth and the bad b*tch beauty looks that they inspire. It's entitled "Beauty Book Club: Inspiration From Your Favorite Childhood Reads," and you can check that sh*t here.



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Get Your Asses In Gear, It's Already That Time -- Allure Beauty Blogger Awards 2014 Has Begun!

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I seriously CANNOT believe that it is already time for the Allure Beauty Blogger Award (version 2014) once again. That means it has been a solid two years since my raggedy ass decided to submit myself, and that is completely mind boggling (bloggering? zing!) to me. Entering, and then winning, this contest has been the actual highlight of my life, and I really can't even tell you enough how all of you mean mugs should enter if you fancy yourself a beauty blogger.

The process to enter is very easy, or you know that my lazy ass wouldn't have even attempted. And if you're all, "I'm not even that great of a blogger. Why bother? Pshhhaw on all of this," I say to you...



Put yourself out there. Give that sh*t a shot. At worst, nothing comes of it. At best, you have THE BEST EFFING EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE. I got to do things that I never could have even dreamed of in 2.3 million years, seriously. Go over to Allure right this second and check out all of the details on the contest this year.

I love you all dearly, and I only want the best for all of your damn lives, so do you and go do this. That's as close to a motivational message that you'll ever get from my old, crotchety ass. Now, get off my lawn!








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Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Lazy Blogging: Read Something That I Already Wrote

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This week for Allure, I'll help you "Fake It Till You Make It: How to Create Those Beauty Features You Weren't Born With." Faking sh*t has never looked so good. You can check it here.




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Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Lazy Blogging: Read Something That I Already Wrote

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This week for Allure, I take sh*t way, way back with 'Beauty Lessons From My 1980s Childhood Idols', featuring the likes of Billy Idol and Jem/boring ass Jerrica. See what it's all about here.




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Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Lazy Blogging: Read Something That I Already Wrote

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Because my ass is full-on obsessed with Orange is the New Black, I made a weird Choose Your Own Adventure-style beauty game for you to live your beauty lives vicariously through your favorite ladies of OITNB. Figure out which one you are, and live your damn life accordingly. Check that sh*t here.



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Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Lazy Blogging: Read Something That I Already Wrote

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This week for Allure, it's all about the muzzzaaak and the makeup in a little ditty that I like to call "Makeup Looks Inspired By Your Favorite Summer Jams." Check that ish out here.

Plus, ROBOTS.




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Thursday, July 25, 2013

Lazy Blogging: Read Something That I Already Wrote

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 This week for Allure, it's all about not looking scary as hell with Beauty Tips to Stop You From Saying, "No, I'm Not a Zombie." If you wish, check that ish out here.




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Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Lazy Blogging: Read Something That I Already Wrote

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This week for Allure, my love and hours spent watching trash TV all pay off with "Beauty Lessons I've Learned From Watching Way Too Much Reality TV." Go check it out here.



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Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Lazy Blogging: Read Something That I Already Wrote

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This week for Allure, I delved into the scariest beauty sh*t that you should try. Check it out here.


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Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Lazy Blogging: Read Something That I Already Wrote

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This week for Allure, I ventured into this hot ass weather and how to keep your beauty sh*t tight when it's hot as hell. Go check out Hot Weather Beauty Hacks: Keep It All Together When The Going Gets Hot here.




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Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Lazy Blogging: Read Something That I Already Wrote

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This week for Allure, I delve into ways to Graduate Your Beauty Look. Go check it out and stop boring the sh*t out of yourself when you look in the mirror.



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Thursday, May 16, 2013

Lazy Blogging: Read Something That I Already Wrote


This week for Allure, I got off the Gatsby's jock (Finally! Dammit.) and explored my OTHER favorite movie makeup looks with mini tutorials. Ch-ch-check it here.

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Monday, May 13, 2013

'Tis the End of My Era, and Somehow...50 Cent.

This crap is going to be semi-sentimental, and pretty much just about me. (ME, ME, ME!) So if you aren't feeling that, feel free to skip ahead. I'll put everything after the break, so you won't be bothered by my stupid life.

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Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Lazy Blogging: Read Something That I Already Wrote

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This week for Allure, I talk about just a handful of ways that I've effed up my (beauty) life in "I've Been Around the Beauty Block: My Biggest Beauty Mistakes (And How to Avoid Them)." Check it out here.



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Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Lazy Blogging: Read Something That I Already Wrote

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I'm jealous as sh*t of everyone that gets to go to Coachella, because I'm a poor faux dirty hippie, and not a rich faux dirty hippie. So this week for Allure Magazine, I present to you, Anti-Coachella Beauty (Treat Yo' Self Because You Aren't in a Desert). Check it out here.




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Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Lazy Blogging: Read Something That I Already Wrote


This week for Allure, I tell you how to be a total '90s b (all over again). Damn, I'm old. Read all about it here.



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Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Lazy Blogging: Read Something That I Already Wrote

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This week for Allure, I cover How to Pretend You're on a (Beauty) Spring Break, without all the debauchery. BOOO-RING. Check it out here.



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Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Lazy Blogging: Read Something That I Already Wrote

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Ugh, you guys. This week for Allure I delve into the terrible reality that it's Daylight Saving this weekend, and how to save time with these beauty tips so your ass can sleep more. Read it all here.




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