The highlight of the show this week was LaLa's head wrap/earring/eyelash combo. Love it. Let's talk about the rest of this week's snooze fest-ish episode.
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Showing posts with label TV. Show all posts
Monday, July 30, 2012
Monday, July 23, 2012
True Blood Musings: Let's Get Drunk on Old-Ass Vamp Blood!
This week is brought to you by Russell's Lollipop Guild hair.
Please tell me that this man is wearing a wig. Let's discuss all of this nonsense...
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Please tell me that this man is wearing a wig. Let's discuss all of this nonsense...
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Tuesday, July 17, 2012
Awkward Crush of the Day: Breaking Bad's Walter, Jr.
I'm pretty sure that you guys know that I pretty much hate myself. Well, I can add another reason to the ol' gross list. I have a pretty, pretty horrible confession: I have a thing for Walt, Jr. from Breaking Bad. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, first off, you need to watch this show. It's mf-ing good. Secondly, here comes the gross part. Walter, Jr. is the son of the main character, and is...umm...16. Here he is in the background, behind OG Walter. (He also has cerebral palsy, which is why he uses crutches.)
But, don't call the FBI or anything. I googled it, and he's 19 in real life! So I'm still gross, but not illegally so. JUST weird enough to be a creeper, but not enough to warrant a visit from Chris Hansen. Score, mf-er's!
And I even have a runner up:
I've never really found Joseph Gordon-Levitt sexual at all, but he's looking pretty hot here. This is how I usually think of him:
B was as sexually ambiguous as I was in the 90's. Okay, I'm seriously done exposing my weird ish (for today). Please tell me that you guys develop strange crushes on strange strange. Don't leave this b hanging!
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True Blood Musings: And There Goes a Hot B
This picture is obvi not from this week's episode, but I love this Russell Edgington picture. It's like, "Oh, hello there. I just came in from a fox hunt-themed man wig party. I didn't see you there."
Speaking of Russell, lets talk about this week. JUMP!
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Speaking of Russell, lets talk about this week. JUMP!
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Monday, July 9, 2012
True Blood Musing: The Supes are in T-R-O-U-B-L-E
JUMP that ish!
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Monday, July 2, 2012
Monday, June 25, 2012
True Blood Musings: Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes
Some people are making big changes 'round here (thanks, Counting Crows), so let's talk about this ish. Don't look at this picture of Eric for too long. You might burn your retinas.
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Tuesday, June 19, 2012
True Blood Musings: Let My Eric Go!
Pic via Celeb Buzz |
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Tuesday, June 5, 2012
Beauty Inspired by a Junk-Touching Day Job (I Said DAY Job, Sickos!)
I love The Client List. I tried to resist that mess for like a month or so, then I caved and watched like five episodes in a row. (I know, I need to get a library card.) But it's good, you guys! Whatever, I don't even care if you judge my ass on this one.
Just in case you haven't seen this show (which really should air on Masterpiece Theater), the premise is Jennifer Love Hewitt's character is a massage therapist that starts doing a little hand dance and such on her clients when she has to make it as a single mom, after her husband leaves her. Side note -- Every client dude on this show is super hot, and has twenty pack abs. Even the undercover cop that tries to bust (Ha!) her. You know that ish is not factually accurate. Have you SEEN most dudes?
These are the products that I think JLH's character should use to make her day go more...smoothly.
I bought this ish at Whole Foods for about $10, and I love it. It's an all-natural oil that combines like 10 different good-for-you oils, and it's really rich and moisturizing. It's badass and would totally work as a massage oil. I can't tell you if I like it for that purpose, because, b please, I'm way too lazy and selfish to be massaging people.
Another thing about TCL (That's what we call it on the message boards! -- If you believe that, I hate you.) is that it takes place in Texas, so everyone has hair that's big as hell. My hair is ridiculously flat and fine, so I have a couple of products that I use to get a little volume up in that piece.
I like this mess because it's pretty cheap (about $6 or $7) and it's alcohol free, so it's not super drying.
My hair stylist got me started on this stuff, and I must say, I'm pretty into it. I can't say how much it costs, because I have no clue. I bought it when I got my hair done, so it was part of the whole price. I'm guessing from $20 to $30. This product is cool, because you put it on the ends/mid-shaft (heh) of the hair to thicken it. It's pretty, pretty sexual.
JLH spends a lot of time in some skimpy ish on this show. She's steady rubbing dudes down on their backs and their no no spots, and she usually does it in lingerie. And nothing goes hand in hand with lingerie like self tanner.
I have spread the love with St. Tropez before, but let me repeat myself. This is the bizz-nass right here. It dries fast, the color is phenomenal, and it high fives you. (No, it doesn't) It's on the expensive side, ($40 for 8 oz at Sephora) but you will think you've died and gone to Ibiza after you use it.
If you are a masseuse that uses their hands all day, you better get it right and get it tight on those nails.
This polish is the perfect shade of super deep red that's almost black. It's my total go-to polish if I'm feeling indecisive. Perfect for the naughty girl that's a little bit "wicked." (Ugh. Barf. That was THE WORST.) At least I didn't use OPI's "I'm Not Really a Waitress." I am so completely unfunny today. Right, Tami?
When you have a long day of performing seedy activities, you need ish that lasts, right?
I have had a few of these for a while, and they last forever on your lips. The only down side is that they are drying, like all stains, but there's a little lip balm thing on the other end. But, don't try to get these b's on the lips during your "massage." They don't get down like that.
Do you guys watch The Client List? If not, you best get on it. I'm all up on JLH's vajazzled jock.
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Just in case you haven't seen this show (which really should air on Masterpiece Theater), the premise is Jennifer Love Hewitt's character is a massage therapist that starts doing a little hand dance and such on her clients when she has to make it as a single mom, after her husband leaves her. Side note -- Every client dude on this show is super hot, and has twenty pack abs. Even the undercover cop that tries to bust (Ha!) her. You know that ish is not factually accurate. Have you SEEN most dudes?
These are the products that I think JLH's character should use to make her day go more...smoothly.
Desert Essence Nourishing Body Oil |
Another thing about TCL (That's what we call it on the message boards! -- If you believe that, I hate you.) is that it takes place in Texas, so everyone has hair that's big as hell. My hair is ridiculously flat and fine, so I have a couple of products that I use to get a little volume up in that piece.
L'Oreal EverStyle Volume Root Lifting Spray |
Kevin Murphy Full Again Thickening Lotion |
JLH spends a lot of time in some skimpy ish on this show. She's steady rubbing dudes down on their backs and their no no spots, and she usually does it in lingerie. And nothing goes hand in hand with lingerie like self tanner.
St. Tropez Self Tan Bronzing Mousse |
If you are a masseuse that uses their hands all day, you better get it right and get it tight on those nails.
Essie Wicked |
When you have a long day of performing seedy activities, you need ish that lasts, right?
Revlon Just Bitten Lipstain + Balm |
Do you guys watch The Client List? If not, you best get on it. I'm all up on JLH's vajazzled jock.
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Thursday, May 3, 2012
Clear EVERY-freakin'-THING from your DVR
SyFy has come up with another cinematic TV gem. I present to you the trailer of 'Jersey Shore Shark Attack.' This ish is quite a mess, and includes a cameo by Vinny from 'Jersey Shore.' (Of course it does.) Spoiler alert: Joey Fatone (yes, that Joey Fatone) gets eaten by a CGI shark that looks like it was created around Zelda's heyday.
Get your Emmy ballots out. I don't think we need to see anything more for the TV movie category. If that exists. And if it doesn't, it should. And if it does, this movie should get a lifetime achievement award.
Because if anything deserves an award for creativity, it's a movie told from Joey Buttafuoco's point of view. That ish is a work of fantasy. But I will say:
Those b's are com-for-table.
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Thursday, April 26, 2012
Monday, April 23, 2012
I Say This Without a Drop of Irony: I CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS MESS
G-L-A-M-O-R-OUS. Yes. |
Was Tori Spelling not available? That b knows how to turn out a Lifetime movie. If you haven't seen this gem, you are missing out hardcore.
A wonderful cinematic experience |
Amazing. |
I doesn't take much for me.
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Wednesday, April 18, 2012
Breaking News: Donatella Versace (and I) Love Downton Abbey
Donatella told Harper's Bazaar regarding her normal day:
"If I am on my own, I might watch some TV. I only watch the news on TV. Otherwise I catch up on movies on DVD. Recently I watched The Help, The Ides of March, and Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. I'm also a big fan of Downton Abbey."
Me too, homegirl! Twinsies!
Obivously, the Dowager Countess is NOT feeling it. And neither is this cat:
I smell a viewing party, Tell-ster!
P.S. Try not to become overwhelmed by my photoshopping skills. I know they are uber intimidating.
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Tuesday, November 15, 2011
I Can't Believe I Forgot to Talk About This Mess
I have MAJOR love for Shannen Doherty. She is one of my favorite humanoids. If you don't love Brenda Walsh, I just can't even with you. But this ish is freaking ridiculous. I can't even co-sign this for my favorite homegirl. The first time I saw this, I got a huge case of the WTF's. Are things that bad, S. Doh? Do you need a personal loan or something? You are better than this. You're endorsing a college that says go to class in your pajamas. I need my b back! I need some c-face, and some rude side eye knives thrown at Kelly Taylor's bland ass! Not this. Pin It
Monday, November 14, 2011
I Hope No One Needs Any Rhinestones for the Next Year, Because Every Michael's in the Country is Sold Out.
RHWoA's Kim Zolciak got married to her cub/baby daddy this weekend, and here is her first released wedding photo from Life & Style. I can't wait to see more pictures of this mess. There is A LOT happening on this dress, and that is quite a headpiece. Kim is so understated and classic in her taste! I think that she possibly sprayed herself with glue and rolled in glitter. Just a guess...And you know she thinks she looks like Grace Kelly or some koo koo craziness.
P.S. I still need to see this b's birth certificate. I can't believe she's only a couple years older than me. Pin It
Wednesday, October 26, 2011
And You Are? Leighton Meester Edition
Blair Waldorf would never co-host some high falutin' (Darn tootin' I said that.) party with period face. Pin It
Friday, October 21, 2011
It's the Most Wonderful Day of the Year!
Happy Birthday, Judge Judy. You are the only person that can make a grown woman collapse into tears bye uttering, "Goodbye!" That's my b. Pin It
Wednesday, October 5, 2011
Get Your MF'ing Cowboy Boots On, B*tches!
Hey Dude is coming back! According to Entertainment Weekly, Teen Nick 90's Block (This exsists?!?! Where the eff have I been?) is adding Hey Dude to its Friday night lineup. Crap, I need to find out if I have this mess on my cable. I'll see you b's later. I'm leaving JTT in charge. Let's see what he has to say about this news.
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Thursday, September 29, 2011
BORED.
I'm sorry, this ish looks boring as hell. Nene's fired up about being rich? Kim's talking about her fetus' wiener? Andy Cohen, get your crap together before I slap that lazy eye straight. News flash: B's watch RHW of wherever to watch trash and fighting. Not to hear about b's stock portfolios. NEXT! Pin It
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