As per ush, J Law was the HBIC.
This person was there and claimed to be Zooey Deschanel. Who dat? But f'real, without bangs boo boo has 50's housewife mop commercial face.
Miley Cyrus needs to stop the insanity, and Susan Powter needs to sue this b for copyright infringement.
There were a lot of other b faces that looked awesome, and a ton of people that looked half sh*tty, but I don't care enough to talk about their asses.
I SAID QUICK.