Luckily, it HAS gotten better. Now I'm a little more like this.
I won't spoil it for you peeps that haven't watched, but serious ish-nay went on this week. Jump with me, and let's talk about it.
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Monday, July 15, 2013
True Blood Musings: Errrybody's Effed
You guys know how I felt about the first few episodes of TB this season.
Luckily, it HAS gotten better. Now I'm a little more like this.
I won't spoil it for you peeps that haven't watched, but serious ish-nay went on this week. Jump with me, and let's talk about it.
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Luckily, it HAS gotten better. Now I'm a little more like this.
I won't spoil it for you peeps that haven't watched, but serious ish-nay went on this week. Jump with me, and let's talk about it.
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BREAKING NEWS: Beyonce Tries Normaling, Shops at Target.
Some mofos with Twitter accounts totally caught Yonnie scoping out the 30% Xhilaration bangles, or whatever.
PleasebeSolangeinawig. PleasebeSolangeinawig.
Here's the thing, guys. If I had a drop of the bajillions that the Yonn-Z family has, I would never shop at Target. I wouldn't even leave my house.
I would have mini unicorns with wings of Monarch butterflies created for me to bring me such plebeian things as Dawn dish detergent. If any of my foots even touched a Target floor, it would immediately sear off in normal person germs. But, sadly for me in my actual life, going to Target is a luxury afforded for times like when I win the grand prize on Supermarket Sweep.
GET ALL THE HAMS, B. ALL THE HAMS. Well, I'll see you guys at CVS, shopping with only Extra Care Bucks like it's Monopoly money.
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Here's the thing, guys. If I had a drop of the bajillions that the Yonn-Z family has, I would never shop at Target. I wouldn't even leave my house.
I would have mini unicorns with wings of Monarch butterflies created for me to bring me such plebeian things as Dawn dish detergent. If any of my foots even touched a Target floor, it would immediately sear off in normal person germs. But, sadly for me in my actual life, going to Target is a luxury afforded for times like when I win the grand prize on Supermarket Sweep.
GET ALL THE HAMS, B. ALL THE HAMS. Well, I'll see you guys at CVS, shopping with only Extra Care Bucks like it's Monopoly money.
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Wednesday, July 10, 2013
Lazy Blogging: Read Something That I Already Wrote
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Trash Box Nail Tutorials: Glitter Sand Art Edition
Did you guys ever have on of these sand/glitter deals as a kid?
You would flip it over, and then the sand/glitter mixture would move around and make another boring formation. It was one of those things that was half cool to look at and half thing that your parents bought to shut you up.
Well, today's nail idea is based on these boringly badass art memorabilia.
SOMEWHAT similar, right? Oh, who the eff knows. I literally made this sh*t up five minutes ago. If you happen to want to try this quasi-nail art look yourself, here's what you'll need.
Three glittery nail polishes. I chose Dimepiece and Stun from Floss Gloss, because I effing love the kids, and Follow Me on Glitter from Nicole by OPI from the Kardashian Kollection because I really, really hate myself. Let us never speak of me buying anything Kardashian-related ever again, mmmmkay?
Here's what you do:
Step One -- Paint on the first color about halfway up your nail.
Step Two -- (There's so much we can do. P.S. If you don't click on that link and watch it in its entirety, I hate you.) Paint the second color slightly overlapping the first, and almost to the tip of your nail.
Step Three -- Take the third color, overlap a little with color two, and to the end of the nail.
Step Four -- Take color number one and blur the edges between the first two colors, so it's not a straight, blah ass border between. DONE!
The best way to get an opaque glitter look with one shot with this sh*t is to lay the brush flat on your nail and glob it on. This is a textured look, so you don't want it to be perfect. Go ahead, eff it up a little.
Easiest. Nail. (Kinda) art. EVA.
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You would flip it over, and then the sand/glitter mixture would move around and make another boring formation. It was one of those things that was half cool to look at and half thing that your parents bought to shut you up.
Well, today's nail idea is based on these boringly badass art memorabilia.
SOMEWHAT similar, right? Oh, who the eff knows. I literally made this sh*t up five minutes ago. If you happen to want to try this quasi-nail art look yourself, here's what you'll need.
Three glittery nail polishes. I chose Dimepiece and Stun from Floss Gloss, because I effing love the kids, and Follow Me on Glitter from Nicole by OPI from the Kardashian Kollection because I really, really hate myself. Let us never speak of me buying anything Kardashian-related ever again, mmmmkay?
Here's what you do:
Step One -- Paint on the first color about halfway up your nail.
Step Two -- (There's so much we can do. P.S. If you don't click on that link and watch it in its entirety, I hate you.) Paint the second color slightly overlapping the first, and almost to the tip of your nail.
Step Three -- Take the third color, overlap a little with color two, and to the end of the nail.
Step Four -- Take color number one and blur the edges between the first two colors, so it's not a straight, blah ass border between. DONE!
The best way to get an opaque glitter look with one shot with this sh*t is to lay the brush flat on your nail and glob it on. This is a textured look, so you don't want it to be perfect. Go ahead, eff it up a little.
Easiest. Nail. (Kinda) art. EVA.
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BREAKING NEWS: Justin Bieber is Annoying, Pees in Bucket.
Is ANYONE surprised that Biebs acts like a little sh*t? No. He's also apparently a member of some after school club called "The Wild Kidz." So cute. And he hates Bill Clinton? SO EDGY.
But sadly, JB is just following a long line of douches that like to pee in stuff when there are totally bathrooms available. When Lord Disick has already done that sh*t, it's totally over.
Don't worry, I'm not even going to talk about Bieb's outfit. I'm just done with it all.
In fact, I would rather just watch this video all day than any of this effery.
Enjoy not sleeping tonight.
Biebs video via TMZ
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Tuesday, July 9, 2013
Brandi Glanville Does What We All Feel Like Doing, and Gets Crunk and Semi-Naked.
I kind of love Brandi from RHOBH, you guys. She always seems like she has zero effs to give, and she does sh*t like getting her swerve on on a Monday night. Like, b*tch got like boobs and ass hanging out drunk on the first day of the work week.
I'm not really sure how this dress was supposed to operate, but I don't think that this is it. Sh*t, if I had legs like homegirl, I would straight walk around like this always.
Turn it all the way up, boo. I blame Tamra.
Brandi pics via TMZ
Monday, July 8, 2013
True Blood Musings: Gotcha, B*tch!
Well, things are FINALLY starting to get good in this b*tch. And this episode was full of these kind of moments:
Let's jump so we can talk deets and not upset those late to class h's that haven't watched yet.
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Let's jump so we can talk deets and not upset those late to class h's that haven't watched yet.
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