I think I might need a cat, man. I've always been in the camp of "kittens are cute as shit, cats are kind of whatever," but cats are seeming pretty baller lately.
Take this little fluff muffin. Homie straight up HATES coughing, and doesn't care who knows it. I don't blame this cat. There's nothing worse than some rude bitch trying to ruin your sleep business with noise, when all you're trying to do is lie with a pair of balls. RUDE.
If that wasn't enough to wipe the Monday out of your brain, here's a cat with a mustache.
If that STILL didn't help, go eat some cheese or something. Cheese helps 90% of problems.
Especially night cheese. Do you.