I think that we can all agree that the 90's were filled with an ish-load of awesomeness. And part of that came down to two orange cats, Garfield and Heathcliff. So the question begs to be asked in a head-to-head Battle Royale. Who was the best: Garfield or Heathcliff???
Battle of the munchies
Food is the bomb, right? And it seems like cats like nasty ish. It's always like Salmon with a Hint of Liver and Garbage Juice on cat food labels. So let's check out what these cats were chewin' on.
|Heathcliff eats fish bones and garbage.|
|Garfield eats lasagne.|
Dogs have packs, and cats have...Eff if I know. But both of these cats had friends that they hung out with on the regular. Who's got the better cat gang?
|Look at these hot b's. That's some fashion-forward ish.|
|Heathcliff even had a lady friend. With TWO pink bows. Fancy!|
|Garfield has Odie and Jon. Snooze.|
|Hello?!? Try to tear your eyes away from Balki's mullet. I dare you.|
Music is an important factor in coolness. If your theme song is super lame, you can't be a true boss b. Who had the cooler theme song?
This song is still fire. If I wasn't too lazy to have a ringtone on my cell phone, I would totally use this.
I don't even remember this ish, I can't lie.
Winner: Heathcliff's song will rock your damn face off.
When you're a cat, you kind of have to be a badass. No one respects a cuddly cat. Who's got the most street cred?
|Heathcliff was always doing some hood rat stuff.|
|Plus, he was in a GANG that lived in a JUNKYARD!|
|Garfield was kind of a dick, so he gets major points for that.|
|And apparently, he's girlfriends with Lil' Wayne.|
I'm sorry, Garfield fans. I've got to give the overall cat awesomeness prize to Heathcliff. He's a badass b (Trina style) and everything about that show screams high fashion. Agree or disagree? Bash me (or raise the roof with me) in the comments.