And For the Worst Video I Have Ever Made...Urban Decay's Naked 2 Palette Review/Tutorial!

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Snooki Is Officially Way Thinner Than Me.

B weighs 98 pounds now. Where do I go from here in my life?

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Fresh Off Kris Jenner's Printing Press...

Let's talk about the Kardashian's Kristmas Kard. (You know Kris Jenner spells it that way.) It's obviously not split like this, but I wanted to get the closest look possible. A few points of interest:

• Why are the lesser earners all forced to be on the left?
• Why does Kris Jenner look like she skinned Ariel's fish tail and stole Mickey Mouse's bow tie to create her outfit? Someone thaw out Walt Disney, stat!
• Where is Kim's chin?
• Why is Kourtney's kid working it out harder than the rest of the family, most of which are paid models?
• Why is Kim so blatantly shoved shoved out in the front by herself? "She's so alone and strong!" -Kris Jenner's cray cray mixed up brain.

Okay, I'm over it.

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This Looks Horrible...(ly Awesome)!

Remember when Rob Lowe showed up a couple of months ago with that terrible blonde(ish) hair?

This is his finished product for Lifetime for the biopic of that creepy Drew Peterson dude. Listen, Rob Lowe is saying "bitch." I'm down!

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It's Time for a Big Ol' Britney Spears Wedding, Y'all!

So by now we all know that my little Brit Brit just got engaged to her boyfriend, Jason Trawick. I'm so excited! I feel like Sam Merlotte's twin is a good influence on her, and she seems like she's really getting her sh*t together. In honor of her upcoming nuptials, I have decided to throw a sister a bone and help her start on her wedding planning.

As you know, Britney is a little bit country so I though she might want to sport something that reflects that on her big day. Here are my selections.

Yee haw, right? Well maybe she wants to tone it down a notch, since it is TECHNICALLY her third marriage. So maybe something a little more mature and demure would be more appropriate. No worries, I have that angle covered as well!

I mean the last one even has gloves! Just like when she married K Fed! Speaking of that wedding, maybe Britney wants something a little more like she wore for her reception last time, which was a little more...Like this:

That's miiiightly close to hoo-ha ville. Don't worry, Brit! I have some more 'revealing' dresses picked for you, too.

Too bad this one is already taken. Such understated elegance! Don't worry, I found some other winners.

Surely we have a winner here! One of them even looks like that bedazzled bodysuit homegirl wore back in the day.

I also found a couple more finishing details for Britney's wedding. We know she loves her Starbuck's frapps, so how perfect is this?

Done! How about wedding photos? Brit Brit loves Cheetos, so I found a way to incorporate that.

Perfect! All the hard work is done, y'all! You are welcome, Britney. You are welcome. Pin It

I Enjoy Drinking Weird Crap

 The first let's say 'non-traditional' thing I drink is Kombucha. It's supposed to deliver antioxidants, probiotics, and help your body rid itself of toxins. Hell if I know. It has gunky stuff in the bottom (or sometimes Chia seeds, yay!) and kind of tastes vinegary. Are you sold yet? Thought so. I usually drink the 'enlightened' version, because the original has .5% alcohol in it, and sometimes when you're driving or whatever it's not COMPLETELY appropriate to be drinking alch' tea. Remember when Lindsay Lohan said her alcohol ankle monitor went off because she drank tea? The original Kombucha was the alleged offender. It's as badass as a tea can be.

I also drink more traditional (kind of) teas. I love Guayaki Yerba Mate teas. It kind of tastes like leaves in hot water, but who doesn't like that? It's made from the leaves (See? Leaves!) of a South American tree, and gives you energy and focus. It one of those ancient-type deals. Fun, right? 

Similarly, Tulsi is an ancient Indian plant known as Holy Basil that is used to energize and calm (???). I don't know how that's possible, but don't you guys feel worldly right now?

I also like random flavorings of more traditional teas. Coconut Chai black tea? It's gurrrd, you guys!

The last thing I like to drink you might have heard of. FRS is endorsed by a lot of athletes, including Lance Armstrong. It's main ingredient is Quercitin, which is found in blueberries and red onions and such. Listen, I don't know how it works but it doesn't have a lot of caffeine (about as much as 1/4 cup of coffee) but it gives me crazy energy, but not cracky energy. I like to drink this before I workout. It's the bizz-nass. You can read about the science behind it on the FRS website.

I also eat some crazy stuff, but I'll save that for another day. Do you guys drink any cray cray drinks? Am I missing out on something that I need to add to my insane lineup?

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I'm Cheap Part 239084390: My Fave Under $20 Finds

I'm cheap, but I like to shop. We know this. Here are some of my favorite items that I have gotten over the past month or so that all rang up for under $20.

I love the drama of a faux fur. And no cute little shmanimals are harmed. Yay! I scored this faux fur vest for $12 thrift.

Speaking of drama, is there anything more dramatic than a cape? Nope, and I want to Sherlock Holmes it up as much a possible. And I got this baby for $20 on sale at Marshall's, thankyouverymuch!

I love stripes. This H&M skirt is super cute layered with tights, socks, boots, the whole shebang and it was FIVE DOLLARS!!!

Lastly, I got this sweet Badgley Mishka belt for $8 thrift. Real leather, and really versatile!

Have you guys scored any good deals lately? What's your favorite way to shop on the cheap?

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