Is Nothing Sacred???

Jennifer Lopez is producing and probably STARRING in a live-action remake of Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?, according to Deadline. I am not okay with this. (But I am okay with JLo's earrings here. Hey, girl!) Seriously, what the eff is next? Tom Cruise starring in a remake of Oregon Trail? Just because you like to wear hats, b, doesn't mean you can be Carmen Sandiego. No ma'am! Next! Pin It

Easy and Cheap Item to Spice Up Your Fall/Winter Wardrobe

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Speaking of Dry Heaves

Pic via Us Weekly

Hey, Wilmer. You might want to take your tongue out of 19 year old Demi Lovato's mouth, and use it to try to get yourself some work. The last (Possibly?) paying gig I saw you in was a LMFAO music video.

I kind of feel like Wilmer Valderrama has based his life on Matthew McConaughey's character in Dazed and Confused. 

What was that gross line from the movie? 

  "That's what I like about these high school girls; I get older, they stay the same age." 

Yep, he's totally doing that.

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Okay, I'm Developing a Theory...

Pic via Radar Online

Radar Online posted this picture of America's sweetheart (in my mind) stepping out to get coffee in her casual finest. Isn't this what you guys wear to pick up coffee? A pushup bra with clear bra straps, a tube top, hot pants and an arm cuff? And I usually tease and Aqua Net my hair, while sporting a supposed "naked face." Read this quote given to Radar from mama Stodden, and TRY not to feel gross. I dare you:

“Courtney looks the most beautiful when she steps out of the shower soaking wet."

Cue the dry heaves. So here's my theory. I think Courtney Stodden is an alien time traveler. She thinks that she's in 1994 (That's the year she studied on her spaceship before landing on Earth.), so to her she looks totes the norm. Think about it! It doesn't not NOT make sense, right? This coming from the b that has watched approximately 89 episodes of Twilight Zone today.

I don't care why or how she arrived in my life, I just hope she never leaves. 

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Make Your Own Clay Mask...But Does it Suck???

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What the WHAAAAT?!?!?

Pic via US Magazine

The NY Daily News has uncovered a paternity lawsuit, in which a 20 year old woman claims Justin Bieber is the father of her three month old baby. She says she had sex with the Biebs last year after one of his concerts. Whaaaaat? Go to your room, young man (woman?)! But seriously, ish just got serious. Dude, you are 16 (I think.) and a gazillionaire. If you're getting down with a random, please protect your self before you wreck yourself.

P.S. This is his new haircut. I'm not sure if we're moving farther away or closer to looking like a sweet-faced lesbian. (Which is a cute look, so whatevs.)

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