Friday, November 9, 2012
Get Ready to Rock Out With Your...Nevermind. It's Thanksgiving, According to This Young Lady.
I've found my new jam to twerk it to, you guys. This is Nicole Westbrook, and she wants you to know that it's Thanksgiving. I don't even know what the story is here, but I do kind of want that dude's turkey hat. But seriously, are we just letting kids do whatever the eff they want to these days? (Sh*t, I'm old.)
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Thursday, November 8, 2012
Random Homie: Ralph Lauren Big Pony (Whaaa?) Women's Collection #2 Perfume
sephora, $19-$70 |
This perfume smells sweet, clean, and fresh. Like a sunny Summer's (not eve) day. I feel more clean when I spray it, even if my lazy ass hasn't happened to have showered. (Hey, that ish happens when you're LAZEEE 4 LYFE, and sometimes quite frequently. Judge away, I'll just be spraying my Big Pony over here.) Bottom line, I want to ride this pony.
Sorry. I would be COMPLETELY remiss if I didn't go there. Good God, where is Ginuwine?
P.S. Now that I'm older, I totally appreciate the fact that Ginuwine actually misspelled genuine so that he could have "wine" in his name.
P.P.S. THIS.
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What in Eff's Sake ARE THESE THINGS?
via buzzfeed |
Let's wash our brains with some Kaitlin.
I wanna be GLAMOROUS!
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Wednesday, November 7, 2012
GUUUUUURL of the Day: Scarlett Johansson's Pre-K Tattoo
So Scarlett Johansson got a new tattoo...Yep. She sure did. I thought that she might've tattooed it on her own body from the looks of it, but apparently some graffiti artist designed it. Okay. I feel like it would have looked better if one of those bigger-sized My Little Ponies heated up his hoof with a gas station lighter and stomped on homegirl's rib cage. I tried to find a picture of the size of MLP I'm talking about, but instead I found whatever the hell this is:
People are into some weird ish, aren't they? But maybe a dude wearing this outfit tattooed her. That would make a whole lotta sense.
P.S. I'm pretty sure I got flagged by the FBI for being on whatever skeevy ass site I visited getting that picture. Heeeey! (See what I did there?)
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I Do Not Co-Sign on This Ish.
Tuesday, November 6, 2012
GUUUUUURL of the Day: Nail Polish for the Manly Meeens
pic via alpahanail.com seriously, go look at it |
It is a statement... a proclamation of the inner attitude of the alpha. It is about having the confidence that says ‘I am my own man, and will decide the rules for how I live my life according to how I see fit.
For those of you with a flair for style, our colors are so sick Dr. House can’t fix them. The revolutionary matte collection provides an uber-masculine and fashion forward satin finish, and our metallics shine like candy paint in the summer time. What’s more, our unique click pen applicator does away with those dainty little brushes and girly nail polish containers. Just click, paint, put the cap on, and its ready to go for another round.
Oh, my. I just wanted to punch myself in the face reading that. And then there's this:
via alphanail.com |
pic via buzzfeed |
P.S. Thanks to Abby for emailing this mess to me. If you spot a guuuuuuurl out there, email me at shannon@glossanddirt.com.
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Help This B.
Uggggh. I am the most indecisive person in the world. I hate a commitment to anything, even hair color. So I need my home peeps to help me pick my next hair color. Here's somewhat what I currently look like:
Ignore my scrunchie. Or don't, and judge the eff out of me. So you get the idea. It's a darkish brown with some slightly lighter panels. Okay. So here's the thing -- I've had EVERY HAIR COLOR EVER.
I mean, AMIRIGHT? Here are my thoughts -- I really like this hair color. I have blocked the face of this young lady, because I don't even know who she is.
In my wildest fantasies, I want this:
But everyone that I've ever met is STRONGLY opposed to this choice. I hate everyone. OR should I stay pretty much on the hair path that I am currently on? This was the color inspiration for my current color:
I am, of course, open to other options. Help my annoying ass! I don't know what to do with my life!
P.S. Not that it really matters, but my real hair color is a dark, ashy blonde. It's horrendous.
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Ignore my scrunchie. Or don't, and judge the eff out of me. So you get the idea. It's a darkish brown with some slightly lighter panels. Okay. So here's the thing -- I've had EVERY HAIR COLOR EVER.
I mean, AMIRIGHT? Here are my thoughts -- I really like this hair color. I have blocked the face of this young lady, because I don't even know who she is.
In my wildest fantasies, I want this:
But everyone that I've ever met is STRONGLY opposed to this choice. I hate everyone. OR should I stay pretty much on the hair path that I am currently on? This was the color inspiration for my current color:
I am, of course, open to other options. Help my annoying ass! I don't know what to do with my life!
P.S. Not that it really matters, but my real hair color is a dark, ashy blonde. It's horrendous.
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