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It is a statement... a proclamation of the inner attitude of the alpha. It is about having the confidence that says ‘I am my own man, and will decide the rules for how I live my life according to how I see fit.
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Oh, my. I just wanted to punch myself in the face reading that. And then there's this:
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P.S. Thanks to Abby for emailing this mess to me. If you spot a guuuuuuurl out there, email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.