Monday, December 5, 2011

I Need to Talk About Gretchen Mol for a Minute. (On a Serious Note.)


This is a still from last night's Boardwalk Empire, which if you haven't watched yet, stop reading this and go watch the episode immediately! If you have watched, you know that this photo alludes to an unbelievable scene and character revelation on BE. Gretchen Mol plays Gillian Darmondy (Jimmy's mom) on the show, and I have to say that she does a horrifically fantastic job.


In the late 90's, Vanity Fair slated Gretchen Mol to be Hollywood's next "It" girl. And then...Not much happened. I have always liked Gretchen, and have always wondered why more didn't happen with her career, especially in her heyday. She is/was beautiful, and I think, very talented. So what's the problem?


I think that her 2005 portrayal of Bettie Page was pretty fabulous, but Gretchen has had a somewhat spotty and unremarkable career, before and after the Biopic. So it leaves me to wonder, what happened? There have been all of those sordid rumors about how she obtains her (few) roles, and how she has been blacklisted by many.

I don't know the truth to any of this, and who the hell knows what goes on in Hollywood behind closed doors. All that I know is that I think that her character in Boardwalk Empire as the cold, desperately sad mother/showgirl is played almost flawlessly. I hope that she can keep the momentum going, even though she is in the downturn of her career by Hollywood standards.

What do you guys think? Do you love Gretchen Mol on Boardwalk Empire as much as I do?

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Sunday, December 4, 2011

Am I Crazy? Don't Answer That.


 Kitty Puurrrry showed off this shorter, blonde/pink hair style while doing something or other with her husband last night. Am I insane? Because I like Katy Perry's hair like this. Am I severely dehydrated or something? Or do you b's think that this mess is cute?
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Thursday, December 1, 2011

Playing Naked!

In honor of Urban Decay's Naked 2 Palette coming out today, I thought that I would do a couple of looks with the OG Naked Palette. If you don't have it yet, I totes recommend it. I'm super excited about Naked 2, but it's ALREADY SOLD OUT! Damn you, UD! Naked 2 has five new to UD shades, and a variety of fun-ness (Yup, fun-ness. Whaddup???) including a double-sided brush.

So here's the new vid of the old palette, which is seriously good, peeps. (Much like my face in the video still. Thanks, Youtube.)

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This B is Just Playing Us Now.

I know you like old dudes, Stoddy-kins, but you are just being off the mf'ing chain. Too. Much. (What's new?) Kisses!
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Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Vinny Wants You to Pretend That He's Raping You...


 You can file this under "Ummm, No Thanks." That Vinny dude from Jersey Shore wrote a rap, and TMZ has the romantic lyrics:

"I ain't got a girl ... You ain't got a man ...
I've got a date for ya ... and it's in my pants."

The rap continues: 

"Oh you a fan? You wanna take a pic?
I like your crack girl ... I wanna take a hit.
Yeah I'm takin' it ... I'm a get you naked b*tch ...
We can f**k and make it fit... boomin s**t and slatin' it.
Actin' like I'm raping it ...
f** k her til she fakin' it."

But wait, there's more: 

"If I act like a d*ck ... slap me with your t*ts."

 Seriously? What the eff is this mess? I just can't with any of these Jersey Shore h.a.m. sandwiches. Just go swim in your dirty MTV money like Scrooge McDuck and quit rapping about fake raping b's.

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This is Badassness

Check this ish out. On the boutique website Edgeofurge.com you can make your own feather earrings! Now before you're all, "B, that mess is over with. NEXT!" You can put a bunch of different stuff on them, including UNICORN HAIR. Sign me the eff up!


Here are just a few options you can add. A wolf head? A skull thingy? Go check out all the options.



The possibilities are endless! Ahhhhh! What do you guys think? Cute? Or hell to the naaw?

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Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Just Call Her 'Princess Hot Stoddy'


Our (or my) favorite sweet angel talked with the Fab Life, whatever that is, about some mess the other day. Sexy stuff like: I Love Lucy, The Honeymooners, clear bra straps (I wish.). I seriously have no idea what the hell she is talking about. Give us more crazy sexy face, Court! And feathers. More feathers!

P.S. I bet if she took that damn arm band off her ish would be green.


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