Radom Ish I Totally Want Right This Second

I would stab a b in the ball of their eye, and do the time for it, for Rose Byrne's sexual mustard yellow leather skirt.

I mean, seriously. Do I need to even comment? Urban Outfitters, $199

I NEED THESE. In every color. J. Crew Vintage Matchstick Cord, $79.50

Um, please and thank you??? Etsy, $21

I heard that this clip-in weave is the bizz-nasss. Luxy Hair, $119.95

Like a boy, but girly! ASOS PREMIUM Mixed Metal Boyfriend Style Watch, $71.88


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Good Deals Go Bad (As in Good, Not Bad Bad)

Stila Lip Glazes are some of my favorite lip fancies. I have a bunch of different colors, and I have yet to own one that I didn't like. The normal size, which is .08 oz, retails for $22. Which is pretty pricey for .08 oz of anything, but this ish is pretty, pretty good. So here comes the really good part. Every now and then (usually around the holidays), Stila comes out with a "gift" set (Yeah...Gift for myself! Selfishness = 1, Selflessness = 0!) at Sephora. Right now you can get 8 shades for $25!!! They are a slightly smaller size, .05 oz, but for that price...Gimme, gimme, gimme! You can purchase here if you want to be selfish, yet beautifully lipped. You're welcome, cold hearted snakes! Pin It

Nope. Completely Natural!

I LOVE this photo montage from US Magazine cataloging Kate Gosselin's face over the past several years, and speculating over the procedures that she's had done. The first picture looks like a woman on trial for the murder of her abusive, preacher husband. The most recent looks like a crazy b trying desperately to become a regular on the RHoBH. Oh God, she's probably reading this (You know she has herself on crazy Google alert status updates.), and I just gave her an idea for her next career move. Dammit! Pin It

Am I the Only One Calling Shenanigans On This?

Here's Ben Affleck walking with his cute little chirruns. (Yes, they make me go "Awwww," but we aren't here to discuss toddlers.) What exactly the eff is going on on this man's head? He looks like a creepy college professor on tenure that hits on all of his freshman students. I also feel like 'Fleck usually has kind of curlyish hair, no? So what is this,exactly? A wig? A Brazilian hair straightening treatment? V05 Hot Oil Treatments and a flat iron?

Or am I cray cray, and I should just be commenting on how cool Violet's specs are?


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Ummm, Aren't You Like 3 Months Pregnant?

US Magazine is reporting that ol' Simp face is in talks with Weight Watchers to craft a $4 million weight loss deal for dropping her post-pregnancy weight. I think that she's seriously three or four months along. You don't even know how much you're going to weigh! What if you have like 10 lbs you want to lose? Are you going to just wear those high-waisted jeans that everyone gave you so much hell for to make yourself look worse? So many questions that I still have like half a year to think about!

I mean daaaamn, sister, give yourself a hot ass minute! I guess since she didn't get that $500k for her pregnancy announcement, her dad is toiling away to make up for it. Can't a b just marinate an alien in her belly without getting Lean Cuisines shoved in her pie hole???
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Breaking News: Katy Perry Just Has a FUPA! (Google It If You're Reading This, Dad.)

Kitty Purry likes to get boozy. Leave a b alone with the constant womb checks, damn!

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Add Some Volume to Your Flatie Flat Flat Hair!

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