So, this movie is the reason that the balls of our eyes were treated to Bradley Cooper looking like this. It's also why we saw Christian Bale looking like a true beautiful vision, here:
Calm your nethers, ladies, that ascot is not real life. Plus, there's a lot more sexual glamor where this came from, because American Hustle takes place in the polyester playground of the 70's. Let's watch.
The awkwardness of Amy Adams of doing that ass shake walk ALONE is reason enough to want to watch this sh*t. Not to mention my girl J Law is looking like a disco-y, slutty, earring model. AND Bradley Cooper has been permed within and effin' inch of his life. SOLD.
Are you guys into this? Or am I the lone wolf watching the sex storm?
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Wednesday, July 31, 2013
Tuesday, July 30, 2013
Deal O' The Day: Me & The Girls Beneficial Organic Beauty
I recently made a little demo video for the Bar Beleza from me & the girls, who also make my favorite lip treatment.
It's a pretty badass multi-use facial bar, and would be friggin' perfect for those of you who are low maintenance, normal to dry, or love natural products. Here are the ingredients, which are also 99% organic:
Theobroma Grandiflorum (Cupuacu Seed Butter)*, Theobroma Cacao (Cocoa Butter)*, Calophyllum Inophyllum (Tamanu Oil)*, Organic Cocos Nucifera (Virgin Coconut Oil)*, Vitamin E - Tocopherol
You can normally snatch this mofo up for $40.
BUT TODAY ONLY (I'm pretending I'm in a local car commercial. Just let my ass.) you can use the coupon code JULY50 to get A 50% DISCOUNT. ON EFFIN ANYTHING. So go save that money, honey.
TODAY ONLY. TODAY. TODA. TOD. TO. T. Okay, I'm done. And I ran out of letters.
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It's a pretty badass multi-use facial bar, and would be friggin' perfect for those of you who are low maintenance, normal to dry, or love natural products. Here are the ingredients, which are also 99% organic:
Theobroma Grandiflorum (Cupuacu Seed Butter)*, Theobroma Cacao (Cocoa Butter)*, Calophyllum Inophyllum (Tamanu Oil)*, Organic Cocos Nucifera (Virgin Coconut Oil)*, Vitamin E - Tocopherol
You can normally snatch this mofo up for $40.
BUT TODAY ONLY (I'm pretending I'm in a local car commercial. Just let my ass.) you can use the coupon code JULY50 to get A 50% DISCOUNT. ON EFFIN ANYTHING. So go save that money, honey.
TODAY ONLY. TODAY. TODA. TOD. TO. T. Okay, I'm done. And I ran out of letters.
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Monday, July 29, 2013
True Blood Musings: I Get So Emotional, Baby
Is there anything better than when Eric gets all maternal and sh*t?
Let's break it all down to vampire town after the jump.
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Thursday, July 25, 2013
The Most Elegant Moments in Maury History.
Or at least ones that I could readily find on the interwebs. I think that we can all agree that Maury is a national treasure. I don't watch it anymore (I used to DVR that sh*t every damn day), but I have super fond memories of all of the nonsensical madness I've seen on that show over the years. And it should be celebrated, so I am.
I remember this b was freaked out about how cotton balls squeaked. Naturally, they were forced to bring out the cotton ball man. Although, I'm pretty sure this is a Easter Bunny rental suit.
This one was clearly from a paternity test show. SIR, COME THE EFF ON.
Yep, totally watched this one. Dammit, Tom gets blamed for all the world's problems in this b*tch.
I remember this one, too. Dude was totally cheating will a lady whose teeth just fell the eff out at random. ARE THERE NO OTHER PARTNER OPTIONS? Bonus points for liquid liner brow execution.
Is that still cheating? Is the dog hot?
He must moisturize.
How could you NOT sleep with this man with that sexy ass hair helmet waving itself in your face? It shouldn't even count.
This dude was on one of those "controlling husbands" shows, and he became one of my favorite/worst things that's ever happened to me.
I mean, just look in his eyes. Stare into his mustache. I'm obsessed with him.
Edit: HOW COULD I FORGET THE CHICKEN TETRAZZINI EPISODE?
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The saddest part of this effery is that I remember 99% of these moments. One of my favorite types of Maury eps are the ones that feature people's fears.
I remember this b was freaked out about how cotton balls squeaked. Naturally, they were forced to bring out the cotton ball man. Although, I'm pretty sure this is a Easter Bunny rental suit.
This one was clearly from a paternity test show. SIR, COME THE EFF ON.
Yep, totally watched this one. Dammit, Tom gets blamed for all the world's problems in this b*tch.
I remember this one, too. Dude was totally cheating will a lady whose teeth just fell the eff out at random. ARE THERE NO OTHER PARTNER OPTIONS? Bonus points for liquid liner brow execution.
File this one under "Who could resist that hair flip/eye roll" category.
Hooo boyah.
Listen, if you mom is the pinnacle of feminine beauty and youth like this young lady, you better just keep her away from your rugged cowboy man.
He must moisturize.
How could you NOT sleep with this man with that sexy ass hair helmet waving itself in your face? It shouldn't even count.
This dude was on one of those "controlling husbands" shows, and he became one of my favorite/worst things that's ever happened to me.
I mean, just look in his eyes. Stare into his mustache. I'm obsessed with him.
HE BIT HER F*CKING FINGER BECAUSE SHE GAVE AWAY HIS BOLOGNA SANDWICHES. I couldn't even make up a better story than this. It's the best caption that has ever captioned anything. But trust, homeboy was a major dick.
Well, that's it, mofos. But don't worry, we still have so much to look forward to on upcoming Maury shows.
Pssssh. Who hasn't?
Edit #2: What the eff is Chicken Tetrazzini?
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Lazy Blogging: Read Something That I Already Wrote
via allure |
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Tuesday, July 23, 2013
True Blood Musings: It's About to Be War
Last time we saw Sookie, she looked like this. WHAT HAPPENED??? DID SHE PASS ON FOREVA AND EVA???
Jump, and we'll talk about this mess.
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THE ROYAL BABY IS HERE, So Let's Use Baby Products to Look Hot.
Hey, guys. Have you heard? THE ROYAL BABY WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I BET YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW.
I mean, yaaaayyy, and everything, but what it really got me thinking...
"If babies are born, and you have to buy a lot of sh*t for them, can you then use that sh*t for beauty purposes?" - Low Rent Carrie Bradshaw
Baby shampoo is kind of a boss b*tch, yo. You can use it for a ton of things. My favorite use is for cleaning makeup brushes. Because, well, those sh*ts are made from animal hair...and this is a shampoo. It's gentle, so it won't eff up your brushes, but it will still remove gross oils and makeup gunk.
Bonus: Another great use for this mess is an alternative to shaving cream, which I personally hate. Because baby shampoo is so mild, it won't strip or irritate your skin, and it provides lots of glide (heh) for the razor.
Baby powder is like the super OG dry shamps. Back a million years ago when I looked like this:
I could not LIVE without baby powder. My hair was super fragile (effing obviously), so I tried to wash it less, and baby powder was my jammiest jam that's ever jammed. Plus, it's the cheapest dry shampoo that's ever sopped up hair oil. Bottom line, unless you have dark hair, you need this sh*t in your life for $2.
Bonus: You also use b. powds to but the kibosh on foot stank when you're wearing shoes without socks. Fresh to death in this b.
Full disclosure, here. I've never used this specific baby oil, BUT I'M TOTALLY BUYING IT ASAP. Because here's my baby oil deal -- I love that sh*t to use instead of a body lotion. BUT, I hate the smell, and I'm not fond of rubbing mineral oil all over my skin, because I don't even know what the eff it is. So both of those issues are solved with this baby oil, and I almost want to have a baby so it's not weird for me to buy the ish out of this stuff.
Bonus: Baby oil is also great for removing pain in the ass eye makeup. Just swipe it on with a cotton ball, then follow up by washing your face like normal.
Look out, ROYAL BABY, because we're coming for your damn beauty products.
Hide yo' powders, hide yo' 'poos. But not your POOS poos. We don't want those, Josie Grossie.
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I mean, yaaaayyy, and everything, but what it really got me thinking...
"If babies are born, and you have to buy a lot of sh*t for them, can you then use that sh*t for beauty purposes?" - Low Rent Carrie Bradshaw
johnson's baby shampoo, $3.99 at target |
Bonus: Another great use for this mess is an alternative to shaving cream, which I personally hate. Because baby shampoo is so mild, it won't strip or irritate your skin, and it provides lots of glide (heh) for the razor.
johnson's baby powder, $2.44 at target |
I could not LIVE without baby powder. My hair was super fragile (effing obviously), so I tried to wash it less, and baby powder was my jammiest jam that's ever jammed. Plus, it's the cheapest dry shampoo that's ever sopped up hair oil. Bottom line, unless you have dark hair, you need this sh*t in your life for $2.
Bonus: You also use b. powds to but the kibosh on foot stank when you're wearing shoes without socks. Fresh to death in this b.
shea moisture organic raw shea butter baby oil rub, $10.29 at target |
Bonus: Baby oil is also great for removing pain in the ass eye makeup. Just swipe it on with a cotton ball, then follow up by washing your face like normal.
Look out, ROYAL BABY, because we're coming for your damn beauty products.
Hide yo' powders, hide yo' 'poos. But not your POOS poos. We don't want those, Josie Grossie.
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