Monday, July 29, 2013
True Blood Musings: I Get So Emotional, Baby
Is there anything better than when Eric gets all maternal and sh*t?
Let's break it all down to vampire town after the jump.
Okay, Pam in downward dog might even be better than femmed-out Eric.
Dammit, Eric. Don't ever involve Blah-ll in anything, even if it is to save your hot sister.
His annoying ass is worst than Hep V.
Ugh, please let a vampire owl swoop down and take this b*tch and her french manicured Lee Press On Nails.
Plus, this happened.
You're gross, b.
Listen, Terminator. I would appreciate it if you never said "'maters" ever again.
You know my ass was REALLY hoping that Clair Huxtable would be picking this b up.
But I never get what I want.
Arlene got turnt the eff up, like a sad person should.
And Blah-ll, of course, had to piss all over everyone.
You're the worst, Bill. Go home.
Pam takes one for the team.
YOU GUYS, I almost cried human, non-blood tears over Eric losing his sh*t.
Next week, THERE ARE ONLY 3 EPISODES LEFT?!? Well, that ish was short.