YOU GUYS. JT and JB showed up to premiere of that terrible looking Timberlake/Affleck movie wearing matching suits. I'm pretty sure that Biel is Single White Female-ing JT and Benadryled him into wearing this mess. I mean look at those hazy ass eyes. Something ain't right. I need to see receipts!
Ready for the ultimate day ruiner? Baby Biebs is now a shirtless/tie-dyed tank dress wearing rapper. I really can't even with this b*tch anymore. I don't want to hear any song that involves penises and Bieber-related things, like, ever.
The likelihood that I might vomit is currently strong to quite strong.
Speaking of vomitous information you can't use, here is the state of Gwyneth Paltrow's pubic area.
And speaking of Gwynnie, when the f*ck did Brad Pitt turn into Robert Redford?
I mean, Robert Redford is hot and everything, but Jesus take the wheel -- I'm not ready for that jelly. That means all of our asses are old.
And in my favorite news of the week:
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Happy weekend, if you get one of those. Celebrities, carry on with the grossery. I can't wait.