Lazy Blogging: Read Something That I Already Wrote

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You guys are going to hate my ass, but I am having a total Ke$$$$$$ha moment lately. Her new song is totally ear wigging the hell out of my brain, so I came up with some ways to get all Kesha-ed out, without actually rubbing dirt (and possible body fluids) on yourself. Read my tips over on the Allure blog.


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Get Yo' Beauty Blogger Box On

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Allure is teaming up with Revlon to sell the Beauty Blogger Box, which contains all of the favorite products from our Revlon video challenge. The best part is that $5 of each sale goes to the Look Good Feel Better cause, which helps women with cancer. Here's what's included in the box:

• 1 Revlon Colorstay 16 Hour Eye Shadow Quad 500-Addictive
• 1 Revlon Revlon Photoready Sculpting Blush Palette-001-Pink
• 1 Revlon Revlon Photoready Perfecting Primer
• 1 Revlon Photoready 3D Volume Mascara 002-Black
• 1 Revlon Colorburst Lipgloss Peony-008 

The eyeshadow quad is my favorite color of them all; it's ridiculously versatile. And the sculpting blush palette is badass. The only thing I haven't tried in the box is the primer, because we all know that I am grossly oily. You can purchase the box here, for $49.95. And if you want to see the video I did with these products -- and how to get multiple uses from them -- check it out here.


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Lazy Blogging: Read Something That I Already Wrote

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In this week's Allure blog, I take the grossness that is football and the loveliness that are snacks and combine somehow into a DIY beauty post. Go check it out here.



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Lazy B Photo Roundup

So, here's the thing. My whole "live blogging" thing sucked more than Over the Top. (Just kidding, that ish was gold.) My timing didn't work out, and I ended up creeping on Starbucks' wifi for a couple of minutes here and there to bring you what I could. Instead, I have compiled a bunch of the photos I took in this pile of nonsense. Here we go!

Central Park gold statue deal. Tourist: Party of one.

Dem buildings sure are purty.

Badass bootie/sexy heel hybrid at Oscar de la Renta

Eeeek!

Damnit, Alexander McQueen windows. Why are you so clean and glarey?

This was supa dupa gorge

Bergdorf Goodman has THE BEST DAMN WINDOWS

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My Beauty Blogger of the Year Contest Trip: Livin' It Up, Like Ja Rule Said (With Lots of Beauty!)

Me eating NY chocolate mousse and whipped cream, in moderation..Duh.

Go read my big ass recap of my trip with Allure magazine. Did I get to ride a unicorn??? Maybe...



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I Think I Died.

Andre Leon Talley walked right by me and I was like one foot away from Oscar de la Renta. Oh, crap. ALT totally caught me taking this picture, didn't he?

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I'm Freaking Backstage at Oscar de la Renta, B's

Holy crap. Holy crap. Holy crap.

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Best of Beauty Party! Ahhhh!

Okay, so I was supposed to be LIVE blogging everything. Ha. You should have known that my massive laziness would interfere with that ish. Quit being so obtuse. (I don't even really know what that means, but I have always wanted to say it. I've also always wanted to throw a drink in someone's face, but that doesn't really apply here.) So last night was Allure magazine's badass Best of Beauty party, and I GOT TO GO TO THERE! (That's a 30 Rock reference, I'm not THAT terrible with writing.)

 

And here's what I wore, because I know you are all DYING to know. (Cough, cough. Yeah right.) And, yes, those are sequined leggings. Stop freakin' judging me.

Here's the boss ass view from the party. It was completely gorgeous. I met a ton of people, and it was completely fantastic. I didn't take anymore pictures at the party, because I didn't want to be a weird creeper.

And here's all of the SWAG that I got with my prize. Good Lawd, that's a lot of beauty products. Hot damn, this ish is crazy.

P.S. I'm really not "live blogging" because my hotel charges like $14 a day for internet access, and hell to the naw. I. Will. Not. Pay. That. Mess.



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And So It Begins...

I woke up a little, um, early. I'm nervous as hell. Ackkk!

And here's my suitcase. FOR LESS THAN THREE FREAKIN' DAYS, PEOPLE. Seriously, what is wrong with me? Oh, and it ended up weighing like 59 lbs. Not. Necessary.

I'm about to board the plane, so stand the eff by.


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EXCITING ASS BLOGGING NOTE

The time has come upon us. I am going on my badass trip to NY that I won with the Allure Beauty Blogger of the Year contest on Monday. So I will be live blogging/tweeting/something on the trip. I won't be doing any of my regular nonsense, because I'll be too busy ballin' out of control. (Just kidding, I'll be the only one wearing Forever 21 and Target or whatever.) So stay tuned here so you can see whatever fun ish that I will be getting into.




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Lazy Blogging: Read Something That I Already Wrote

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Yo, Trish McEvoy gave me some of her hair extension stash. BFFs??? Go read my Allure blog for this week. (She also gave me some badassery in makeup tips.)


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Lazy Blogging: Go Read Something That I Already Wrote

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I am not shy about my super love for Honey Boo Boo's sassy ass. Go over to Allure and read my blog on how her kiddie pageantry inspires real-life beauty inspiration.


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Lazy Blogging: Go Read Something That I Already Wrote

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I don't expect you guys to read 99.9% of the ish that I write. I mean most of it is complete and utter nonsense. But, please go read what I wrote for my Allure blog this week. If you don't remember all of this mess, I don't even know you anymore.



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Lazy Blogging: Go Read Something That I Already Wrote

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This week, for my Allure blog, I discussed my intense lady love for the beauty stylings of Gwen Stenfani. Click here to check that shizz out!




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Lazy Blogging: Go Read Something That I Already Wrote

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My next installment for Allure's Daily Beauty Reporter is up. And this time I talk about my bang journey and stalking Krysten Ritter and Carly Rae Jepsen. Go read it here.



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My Next Allure Daily Beauty Reporter Post: At Home Spa Ish.

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Go check out my next Allure blog post, Have a Freakin' Fabulous Spa Day, Without Leaving the House! 



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My First Blog for Allure. (Insert 12 yr Old Shrieking Here.)

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Click here to go read my blog. So excited!



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In Case You Don't Obsessive Stalk Me, You Might Have Missed It

So, I never posted any of my challenges from Allure's Beauty Blogger of the Year contest. Here's the video I made for the final challenge. It shows how to use various makeup items in more than one way. Enjoy my typical horrid-ness.





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What the WHAT??? I AM ALLURE'S BEAUTY BLOGGER OF THE YEAR!!!

I'm sorry if I annoyed you with my Kanye yelling CAPS, but if ever there were a time they were acceptable, THIS IS IT! (Sorry! I can't stop!)

I really can't thank everyone enough that supported me, voted on me, and the like. I love all my b's! And I'm so shocked and nervous, I could vom all over the Teacups ride today.

Once again, thanks to Allure and Revlon, and YYYYAAAAAAAYYYYY!

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