Showing posts with label Bloggging Note. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bloggging Note. Show all posts

Monday, April 22, 2013

Blogging Note: Imma Be a Minute

If you follow my boring ass on Instagram or Twitter, you might know that I'm moving/just moved. And because all things are boring and annoying, I haven't had internet at my old place for the past few days, and now that ish isn't working at my new place. Doy, like that WOULDN'T happen. So I won't be posting until that nonsense gets fixed, or whatever. I'm not a wizard. So I'm leeching up free wifi right now at a coffee place with all of the other nerds, because all of my neighbors have their wifi on lock down. That includes someone that named their wifi "Grenade Free Zone." Ugh, OF COURSE. See you b's on the flip side.

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Monday, December 31, 2012

Happy New Year, A-holes.

Don't take offense, I'm claiming 2013 as the year of the a-hole. Ask anyone that knows me IRL. (That means in real life, DAD! GOD!)

via jenniferdoescrackships
Let's do this mess. Biebs, put away your nips.

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Monday, December 17, 2012

Blogging Note, with a Helping of This Looks Disgusting.

I'm having some womanly issues today, so if my posting is spotty (har har) you'll understand why. And maybe my "condition" (Why do I feel like I'm a 1930's doctor right now? These broads and their hysterics!) is making me feel extra grossed out right now, but I kept seeing this sh*t on Facebook, as a sponsored post, and it was straight up making my ass sick.

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Have you guys seen this? It's recipes using Bob Evans' refrigerated mashed potatoes. Most of them looked pretty insane, but this one took the proverbial gross cake. This is the Clubhouse Mashtini, featuring things like: ham, turkey, pickles, and ranch dressing. That sounds nothing short of vomitous to my delicate constitution. 

Not today, Bob Evans. Not today.

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Saturday, November 17, 2012


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Do you have so kind of crazy/non-crazy/weird/boring beauty problem? I want to try to solve that mess for you. Let me be your Bounty-quicker-picker-upper to your beauty spill. I'ma twerk it for you.

Either comment on this post, Facebook me, Tweet me, or email me ( I've got your back, boo.

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Saturday, September 8, 2012


The time has come upon us. I am going on my badass trip to NY that I won with the Allure Beauty Blogger of the Year contest on Monday. So I will be live blogging/tweeting/something on the trip. I won't be doing any of my regular nonsense, because I'll be too busy ballin' out of control. (Just kidding, I'll be the only one wearing Forever 21 and Target or whatever.) So stay tuned here so you can see whatever fun ish that I will be getting into.

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Thursday, June 21, 2012

Blogging Note: I'm Lazy, and Have Zero Creative Juices.

I'm in Miami right now, because my husband has this work conference deal, and I decided to go. I thought, I'll have time off from work, I can write; it will be perfect. So instead of blogging like a normal, responsible b would, this is what I'm doing:

Sitting at the hotel bar, drinking, and using free wifi, because I refuse to pay $15 for internet access in my room. I'll spend that $15 on 7 glasses of cheap drinks, thankyouverymuch. I would much rather awkwardly stare at a bunch of strangers and try to think of witty crappy to (not) write. So someone yell at me or something, and make me blog. My laziness is unstoppable!!!!

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Thursday, June 14, 2012

My First Blog for Allure. (Insert 12 yr Old Shrieking Here.)

Pic via Allure (Duh.)

Click here to go read my blog. So excited!

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Thursday, June 7, 2012

This is What's Happening Now.

Pic via Buzz Feed
Four people, (or even better, one person four times) googled "Dr. Fellatio" to get to this blog. What am I doing with my life?

P.S. I'm pretty sure it wasn't this cat, but one can never be sure.

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Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Do You Know What Today Is?

It's my Blogiversary! Good ol' G+D turns one year old today. Thanks to anyone that gives half an eff, I love you b's!

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Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Blogging Note:

I pinkie promise I will post more at latest tomorrow. I've been slightly skimpy lately, because I've been working my big girl job for the past several days. I'm a referee for a teen group that plays Dungeons and Dragons, and that ish has been INTENSE. (No, I'm totally not. But I wish I were!)

See you b's on the flip side.

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