Monday, May 13, 2013

GUUUUUURL of the Day: This Highly Refined and Sophisticated (NO.) Boy Band Video



Listen, I don't know from what year this atrocity hailed, but I would venture a guess that it's early 00's. Canned cheese on a cracker, this sh*t is bad. It meets all the criteria of GUUUURL-ness:
  • Worst font in the history of fonts -- CHECK
  • Biggest fright I've had from viewing a scene through a toy -- CHECK
  • Most awkward frosted, chunky, super-saturated with hair wax hair that I've ever seen -- CHECK
  • LAYERED wife beaters in assorted colors -- CHECK (Somebody splurged on the 5 pack)
  • Adult women flirting with (and touching) an elementary school aged child -- CHECK
  • Wide variety of choker necklaces -- CHECK
  • Weird sexual innuendo in a video starring a child -- CHECK
  • Sh*t ton of track pants -- CHECK
  • Upper arm bandana -- CHIGITY CHECK
  • Bulletproof vest/life jacket hybrid apparel -- CHECK
  • Kid wearing a furry pimp hat -- CHECK
  • Possible origination of visual inspiration for Avatar characters -- CHECK
  • Skin color more unusual than that of an Avatar character -- CHECK
  • Exploitation of homeless character for zero reason -- CHECK
These dudes have hair only one of these ill-advised hats could love.


Thanks be to The Ashlee Simpson Show that the early millenniums are effing over. That was a hot ass mess of a time period. Shut the door on that ish forever, ever. (Ever, ever?)


Yes. Bye, b*tch.




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