Summer Fashion for Lazies

Listen, it's hot as a mo fo. And I'm not in the mood to try that hard. So what's a lazy/high maintenance chick to do? Two words. Maxi dresses. They have been around for a few years now, and are still easy and fashionable. I have found a nice selection around the interwebs, so lets take a gander.


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Get Ready to Want to Punch a Deep-Fried Barbie in the Face.

If you ever just want to let loose, and really get pissed and annoyed, read this article about Heidi Montag. It's chock full of ridiculous crap, like her claim that she has been working out from 5 (am) to 7 (pm) to lose weight for the Summer. Put your abacus away, that's 14 friggin' hours a day. See, you want to punch something, don't you? Still not annoyed enough??? Her favorite makeup item? Glitter. I think I have just found my arch nemesis.

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Mascara: Cheap to DGAF Richie Riches

Mascara. Is there more of a makeup staple? I think not! Well what if you're broke? Girl, I gots you. What if you don't give an F and want the best? Girl, I gots you too. Read on!

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Listen to This: New Music (Comes Out Tuesday)

Disclaimer: If you hate indie/alt rock, you will probably HATE every single thing that I recommend.

Those of you that are still with me, lets take a little journey. Bon Iver is my  newest musical "thing." This ish is awesome. The vocalist, Justin Vernon, is from Wisconsin (What?!?) and has a completely unique sound.

Here the dude is. Yup, looks indie, huh? But ol' dude worked with Kanye, Rick Ross, et al  on this...

And on the other end of the musical spectrum, here's a track from the new, self-titled album.

Versatile, non? Anyway, CD comes out this Tuesday. I listened to it in it's entirety, and it's friggin' awesome. If you want to read more about Bon Iver, he is the cover story of Spin magazine's July edition. Read more here. Pre-order the album on iTunes or here on Amazon. Let the Indie wash over you. Don't worry, you can still shower on a regular basis. Pin It

You Need This: Embarrassing Edition

I have an absolute favorite eyeshadow brand. But, I kind of hate myself over it. Ugh, here it goes. Like Kriss Kross says, "Jump!"

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P.S.

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Gross.

I just can't with Tom Cruise. He might be the actual worst. No, seriously, T.C. Please sit down.

P.S. We all know that you requested that Taylor Lautner's abs be photoshopped onto your (???) body. Okay, bye bye now. Pin It