The Big Ol' WTF From the SAG Awards

 

Seriously, Wiig? I hope that this is how we got here: Kristen was playing memory lane dress up (where you put on weird crap that you own from a million years ago) right before the SAG Awards, and she threw on her most heinous choker from circa '98. (She's funny! It amuses her!) Meanwhile, her friend was ironically (hilariously) gluing on Lee brand press-on nails right behind her. Somehow the nail glue droplets fell into the choker's attaching apparatus thingy, locking the horrible choker onto Wiig's neck! And Wiig has a scissor phobia, so she doesn't keep any in her house, rendering her completely unable to remove the gross choker! At this point, she just has to throw on her decent but pretty 'meh' dress and skedaddle! 

That's the only possible explanation. Or a wild west posse forced her to wear that mess at gunpoint. That's it.

P.S. I don't care that it's some old ass Fred Leighton bougie bougie boo boo stuff. A mess is a mess is a mess.

P.P.S. Her makeup looks pretty.


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Now This B is Just Effing With Us.

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You guys, try to hold back your jealousy. Just because the overly-aged alien that we call Hot Stoddy wore a prom dress to the mall yesterday, and you did not, is no reason to be mean to her! Although it does make sense. B got married to a dude the age of her Gramp Gramp before she was old enough to go to prom!  It's an "A-ha!" moment for us all.

P.S. In what world does that purse even come CLOSE to going with that dress? Oh yeah, in C Stodd's alien homeland.

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Just Call Her 'Princess Hot Stoddy'

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Our (or my) favorite sweet angel talked with the Fab Life, whatever that is, about some mess the other day. Sexy stuff like: I Love Lucy, The Honeymooners, clear bra straps (I wish.). I seriously have no idea what the hell she is talking about. Give us more crazy sexy face, Court! And feathers. More feathers!

P.S. I bet if she took that damn arm band off her ish would be green.


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Am I the Only One Calling Shenanigans On This?

Here's Ben Affleck walking with his cute little chirruns. (Yes, they make me go "Awwww," but we aren't here to discuss toddlers.) What exactly the eff is going on on this man's head? He looks like a creepy college professor on tenure that hits on all of his freshman students. I also feel like 'Fleck usually has kind of curlyish hair, no? So what is this,exactly? A wig? A Brazilian hair straightening treatment? V05 Hot Oil Treatments and a flat iron?

Or am I cray cray, and I should just be commenting on how cool Violet's specs are?


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