Have you b's heard the good word? I'm kind of trashy.
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| actual comment about me to prove said trash bag-ness |
But you know what? Being trashy is a fun way to live life IN THIS MOTHER, so suck it, world. And just in case you feel like getting on some next level non-classy sh*t, here's how you can get like me (at least this week).
#1 Drink Cheap(ish) Wine.
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| jam jar sweet shiraz, $9.99 at whole foods, but check yo' ish |
You guys, I love this wine more than most things that currently exist on this earth. I originally picked it up from Whole Foods just because the bottle is super adorable and actually jam jar-looking, PLUS IT HAS A SCREW TOP, which lends itself to my lazy and drink-y lifestyle. Freakin' major points on that sh*t.
Once I actually consumed this affordable nectar of the Gods, I was all in. It's kind of sweet, but not in a over-the-top way.
Try it. It's like $10-$12 most places, so re-gift it (to me) if you hate it (I hate you if you do), and you aren't out a bajillion bucks, man.
#2 Hermit Yourself Up In Your House And Watch A Show Featuring Badasses, Until You Think You're A Badass.
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| featuring lots of hot backs and other parts |
I've barely tended to basic ass hygiene this week (even more so than the usual), and I blame it all on
Sons of Anarchy. I'm been binge watching the ish out of this show, and
I show no signs of slowing.
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| my favorite dudes of SOA, opie & tig |
One of the reasons for my can't stop, won't stop
SOA viewing is for the dudes. I'm doing it all for the pseudo nookie, I guess. I know that most homegirls' lady flower tizzies are for the main guy
Charlie Hunnam, and don't get me wrong, he's hot. BUT, I'm way more into the secondary hot mens like Ryan Hurst (Opie) and Kim Coates (Tig). What can I say? You guys know I'm into the "
off the beaten path" when it comes to man crush feelings.
P.S. If you are a dumb dumb head like me and haven't yet watched this show, get on that sh*t, you silly mofo.
P.P.S. If you're current on episodes, DON'T YOU DARE TELL ME WHAT THE EFF IS UP WITH THESE TWO. (Although I've gotten a hint of Opie spoilers, and I am not happy.)
#3 Buy And Wear Clothes Inspired By (Male) Characters Of Said Show.
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| flannel and beanie, target, boots, nordstrom |
See above, and you can see why I'm currently dressing like a grungy motorcycle dude. My obsessions run deep. I got these Steve Madden "Leader" boots from
Nordstrom during their big ass sale deal (not the actual name of the sale) a couple of months ago, and I wear the sh*t out of them -- pretty much on the daily. The flannel and beanie can be copped from Target on the cheap, although I couldn't find them online.
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| denim vest, h&m, faux leather vest, f21 |
And every lady-type biker man needs some vests, obviously. The acid wash denim is from H&M a few months ago (
similar one here), and the studded fake leather deal is from
Forever 21. Thankfully, my ass is clipped to the brim with weave, or I would be constantly mistaken for a boy.
#4 Same Damn Makeup, Different Damn Day.
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| marc jacobs eyes, urban decay lip |
I've been in a major makeup rut lately, and have pretty much been switching up my beauty looks 0% of the time. But I really give zero effs, because I'm totally into it. I've been all about a baby liquid liner cat eye paired with a bold lip, usually the
MAC RuPaul Viva Glam goodness I told you about the other day, or this
Urban Decay Revolution Lipstick in Shame that I recently bought.
It photographed weirdly light, but it's super sumptuous and creamy as f*ck, as well as deep and gorgeous. (That sounded really romance novel-y, but I didn't even say throbbing.) I've also been using the new
Marc Jacobs eye palette and liner that I bought at the same time, but I'll talk about that another day. I don't give it up all at once. I'm a damn lady.
#5 Watch Britney's New Music Video On Repeat.
The first time that I heard Brit Brit's new song, I left super "meeeh" about it. But, of course, that sh*t completely grew on me and once I peeped that video scene, I was totally into it. I can't help it, when Britney does that dumb Madonna-esque fake British accent, I lose my ish. Viva la Britney, b*tch. Gimme, gimme more.
Okay, okay, I'm done. What trashy ass tendencies do you guys have? I know you're out there, don't leave a b hanging.
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