Calling All Cheap B's: Old Navy Boots Edition

We all know by now that I'm cheap as hell. I happened into an Old Navy last weekend, and there was some huge ass sale going on. Full disclosure: I kind of hate Old Navy, typically. I feel like everything is super blah, but that's just me. I'm a b*tch. I prefer to shop at F21, and be three times the age of the average demographic when I purchase my cheap ass wares. To each her own and blah, blah. But I actually picked up some pretty cute boots. They were all at least 50% of, which sounds good to me. I hate to pay a lot for a boot that's kind of trendy, and I'm not going to wear next Fall/Winter season. And all of the following probably meet those criteria. Let me shut the eff up and let's see some cheap crap!


First I got these western-style ankle boots. I paid $14. I mean, that ish is cheap. On the web, all of these are more expensive for some reason, so you might want to check out your local Old Navy.


I also picked up these cute wedge desert boots. I've been looking for a cute desert boot this season, but I need a wedge because, A) I'm short, and B) I'm stumpy. So these fit the bill. Plus. they are gray, which is one of my favorite colors. (BOOOORING!) I paid $18 for these, and once again that is cheaper than posted online.

The last pair I got were these motorcycle boots. I've been wanting this split style boot since I came across these Dolce Vita boots several months ago, and couldn't find my size. These Old Navy's are a super close copy. And for $20, it works for me. A lot of people were bitching in the reviews that there was a split in the side of the boot that flopped over. For me, that is the point, but just be warned if that's not your thing.

So that's my super cheap Old Navy haul! If none of these styles are your bag, go check out everything that they have on sale right now. Good luck, and happy cheap ass shopping!

Edit: I took some terrible pictures of the boots on, so you can get a general idea. My photography is AWFUL. All apologies. (Credit: Nirvana)

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When Pants-less-ness Goes Too Far

Listen, Aggs. I still love you, but this is just more than my poor eye/heart combination can take. What exactly am I viewing here? Tights and boyshorts? A leotard and a t-shit? (I seriously typed that first. It fits.) At least she wore her sensible and sassy Chico's pleather coat over this mess. I mean, really. Some things are sacred!

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It's the Most Wonderful Day of the Year!

Happy Birthday, Judge Judy. You are the only person that can make a grown woman collapse into tears bye uttering, "Goodbye!" That's my b. Pin It

Is This Real Life?

No, not this picture of Blondie and Andre the Giant. But I googled "Steven Seagal" and this came up. And wouldn't you rather look at that hot duo of sex than this?


I mean you see this enough. Every day, when you pop in your "Songs from the Crystal Cave" and you just jam the eff out. I see you. Anyway, can I get to the damn point? According to the San Antonio Press, Steven Seagal is now working for the Hudspeth County Sheriff's Office to guard to Mexico-USA border. Like for a job. Like not an acting one. I mean, for real, kid. I feel you.

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Great Discount for You Oily Faces

I told you guys a couple of weeks ago about the mineral makeup that I'm into, Everyday Minerals. Well guess what? They just released a new matte formulation for the shiny gals out there, and it's 20% off right now! So let's unite, oily b's, and slide on (Ew!) over to Everyday Minerals and get in on the deal!

P.S. Sephora is having a pretty bad ass sale, too. Pin It

Courtney Stodden's Ridiculous Tweet of the Day

So. Many. Ridiculous. Words.

This b*tch MUST moonlight as a low rent romance novelist. If not, she is seriously underachieving. Pin It

Seriously, WTF is this Effery?

Oh. My. Stars. Are we double-sided taping our eyeballs now? N'thanks. Cray cray britches! (Yes, BRITCHES, you dirty heads!) Pin It