Are you v, v into bubblegum? That's a promising start. What's your particular poison? Straw-bury? Cola? Or are you not super picky, and are just more concerned with "poping" bubbles on the street?
Regardless of your preferences, this 2010-Bieber-haired youngster has you covered.
Maybe I'm just an old, but I don't really understand what this song it all about. "Don't eat me, or I might get stuck," this young boy croons, with legs akimbo and stationary arms. So he is the metaphorical bubblegum? Okay. Is this all a weird metaphor? What is life?
Then we have this sweet little barrette-d child (Roseanne, I presume?), who is all:
Kids today, I don't understand you.
I need a Saltine, a Werther's, and a nap.