Don't Cut Your Own Hair.
Perfect is Boring.
Even B's With Gorgeous, Kate Middleton-y Hair Can Have Crap Hair Days.
Not to keep slapping Marnie with a big bag o' d's (okay, so I kind of hate her), but her hair wasn't so Jhirmack-bouce-back-beautiful this season. And homegirl's got some banging ass hair. So whenever you're having one of those days when you wished you owned a collection of Dolly Parton's wigs, remember that everyone has those days. Then put your damn hair in a bun, or something, and move on.
Never Underestimate the Mini-Makeover.