Monday, August 15, 2011

True Blood Musings: Somebody Get This W(B)itch Out of Here!


 Ugh. This b. Let's talk crap about her.

- Yes! Jason + Jessica 4EVA! (Sorry, Hoyt.)
- Bill's cockblocking, once again. Ugh.
- Eric and Sookie are ONE! (At least until he turns into an asshole again.)
- Did anyone else notice that Sookie's feet are kind of...Not cute? (But she does have a nice rack.)
- What in the abominable snowman weird ish is going on here?
- I can't stand Debbie Pelt. Smuggy McSmugerson.
- Oh, Timmy/Tommy/Sam's brother/whatever your name is. Why are you such a trash bag?
- Damn, Hoyt. You're a cold ass b! You really know how to bring it.
- Great, now ol' finger waves is possessing my La La? B you better get back!
- I would like to quench Bill's thirsty, thirsty under eye bags with a little dollop of eye cream.
- Uh oh. Ish just got real with that crazy, gross pack leader and Sam. Wait, "pissed on the wrong pooch"? Is that what he said? If so, that's...not that scary...
- I knew that dirty ass, ugly demon doll was bad news.
- Damn, Pam! Give me your effing sexy leather jacket!
- Tara better check herself.
- Haha, Debbie! Alcide lied! Take that, smug b.

Don't worry, Sookie isn't dying. And neither is Eric. I won't allow it!




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