Monday, October 22, 2012

If You Don't Send Me Hate Mail Over This Halloween Video, I Don't Even Know You Anymore.



This is the bottom of the trash heap, people. Enjoy my downward spiral.

Happy Halloween, b faces!


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Friday, October 19, 2012

No.



Ma'am.




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Lana del Rey Makeup Tutorial



I have been straight up obsessed with Lana lately. I don't know WTF my deal is, so I did a little LDR tutorial. Oh, and Lana, we all know that your lips aren't "bee stung." Quit playing, boo.


And then watch Lana's new (controversial) video for Ride. I can't quit this b.





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NSFCHB (Not Safe for Cold Hearted B's)



This is a clip from Night of Too Many Stars, which airs on Comedy Central on Sunday, and is an Autism benefit featuring different celebrities doing stuff (I'm such a prolific writer). The video is a duet of Katy Perry and Jodi DiPiazza, who is a child with Autism, singing Firework while Jodi plays the piano. This ish is touching as hell, so don't watch it if you want to retain your b face status at work (or wherever -- I'm not up in your life like that) today. But seriously, watch it. It's sweet as a mofo.

Okay, b face reactivated.

via huffington post



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Thursday, October 18, 2012

Where's My Dirty B, and Who is This Imposter?!?

pic via daily mail
This is ALLEGEDLY a picture of Ke$ha, but I'm calling shenanigans on that mess. I mean, her lady flower is covered up with fabric that isn't made from fishnet! She's wearing a BUTTONED UP COLLAR! HER HAIR IS FRESHLY LAUNDERED! She has an effin' blow out. No, this is not Ke$ha. This isn't even Kesha. I think that this is Stephanie Pratt from The Hills.


AmIright? Someone hurry and get Ke$ha some glitter before this ish gets out of hand. Is there a glitter and dirt shortage right now? Maybe that would explain it. I officially look 250% dirtier than Ke$ha right now. What is happening???



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Ready or Not...

pic via wyclef's twitter
When the Fugees were singing that song, this is NOT what I had in mind. Yesterday was Wyclef Jean's 43rd birthday, and this is how he celebrated -- posing for his own Wyclef + Motorcycles + Baby Oil = Hey Sexy (or not) 2013 Calendar. He's taking pre-orders now, people. Get enough for everyone you know, will be selling like cold cakes.

We are not ready for your jelly, Wyclef. Not ready. It's too much.


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Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Lazy Blogging: Read Something That I Already Wrote

pic via allure
It's Fall, b*tches! To me that means I am trying to be all natural and ish, and stop using self tanner. Go over to Allure and read how to embrace yo' pale and tips to get Fall hot.


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