I saw one of these old timey weird bicycle things on TV, and after googling, found out they are called a penny farthing. (That's some fancy ass ish. I can't get enough.) So, I want to ride one of these around while wearing a sexy tuxedo and top hat like this:
|Babette (I want that name, too) from Boardwalk Empire.|
|This is from a place called "Gentleman's Emporium." Are you dying?|
What do you guys want to be when you grow up?
P.S. I say "Good day" to you sir! I say "Good day!" (Just practicing for life.)
P.P.S. I also with I could grow a twisty, maniacal moustache.