SONOFAB*TCH, Miley Cyrus, This Time You've Gone Too Far.

There's a line that just can't be crossed in life, you guys. I semi-defended My Cy after the VMAs when everyone was giving her sh*t, because she's a young buck and we've all been there. But her latest nonsensery HAS GONE TOO DAMN FAR.

E Online has some quotes from Miley's Rolling Stone interview, in which SHE TALKED MAD SH*T ABOUT BREAKING BAD, the best show that has ever graced eyeballs in eyeball history.

Listen to this crap:

"Breaking Bad I just got into, but I haven't been able to keep up with it as much. There's just a lot of him coughing. I'm in the first season, and the coughing is driving me crazy."

"Like, we get it. You're dying. Do you really need a whole two-minute scene of another cough attack? It's too much. In every bad situation, how does he get out? He just starts coughing."

Ummmm, what? Listen, Miley, homeboy('s character) HAS CANCER. I'm sorry that his coughing is too offensive to your sensitive eardrums. That sh*t is straight rude. Get it together, boo.

See if I ever give you a hall pass for acting a trash bag again. Walter White 4 EVA, mofo.




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Can a B Eat a Meatball Sub Without Being Called Knocked Up?

pic via dailymail

Over the weekend, hoes were spouting off all over the place that Mila Kunis was looking SUUUUUPER pregnant with Ashton Kutcher's annoying baby. To which I give a big "B please."

Homegirl doesn't look pregnant, she looks like someone that might have just eaten a meal. And is drinking a lot of tea (or whatever the eff she's drinking). Get off ladies' uterus' jocks, internets. I'm more concerned about those capri pants.



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