True Blood Musings: It Ain't Over!

Okay, yes, it is indeed over. (For now.) Sadness all around. Pour out a little Tru Blood for our True Blood homies lost this season, and let's all get drunk until next season. Because it's prohibition, y'alls! More on that later...But you know what I do hope is over?

This is just a heaping "no" sandwich. A hot, messy one at that. Let's talk TB finale, bitches.


- Oh, damn, witch! Leave Jesus alone!!!
- Ms. Fortenberry, no one wants a pork rind casserole. Thankyouverymuch.
- Dang, Hoyt. That was a low blow. Who knew ol' sweet Hoyt had such a c-side? Cold blooded!
- Seriously. Someone. Get. Rid. Of. Marney.
- Wait, is Terry's friend ol' dude from Felicity?!? Oh-kay!
- Sookie, you are so dumb. You better hop on that Alcide train before it pulls out of the station!
- Jesus is DEAD dead??? NO!
- Can you just burn the Bill side of the stake?
- I knew Gran was a bad ass bitch! Go Adele! P.S. Why is Gran's voice twin Jessica Tandy?
- Ew, Arlene. You just touched garbage then you touched your face!
- "Precious Fairy Vagina." Ha! Oh, how I love Pam.
- My poor La La. Breaks my heart!
- How do you turn down two men in matching bathrobes, sized petite and big & tall, respectively? Easily.
- See you guys? I told you Andy was sweet!
- That's a nice Miller Lite bottle cap pillow you've got there, Jason...
- Oh, damn! I forgot that douche reverend of the sun or whatever b.s. even existed!
- Oh, snap. Ol' Edge is out on the prowl again.
- Bye, Debbie! YES!!!! I was hoping that they would stay true to the book storyline when it came to that dumb b.
- Don't worry, guys...Tara will live.

Can you guys believe that this TB season is already over? Damn, that was fast! I will be doing Boardwalk Empire re-caps as well, if that's your thing. If not, you hoes are missing out on a damn good show. We will pick up here  with TB next year.

Next week, what kind of foolishness will Paz de la Huerta be up to? Hopefully, more shit like this.

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