I'm clearly not on an effing twerk team, or any cool ish like that, but I like to fancy myself at least a decent judge of said twerk. And by now you've all seen Mi Cy's gangly ass twerk vid. That mess ain't NOTHING compared to these dudes' mad, mad skills.
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That head boo can WERQ DAT AZZ, man. Why can't I be a gay man wearing a loin-cloth-type-garment from Brazil? Life's so unfair. And I'm going on a diet. I need to fit into mama's twerkin' shorty shorts by summer. (Dammit, I'm eating nachos.)
P.S. Try not to give me TOO much sh*t for my skills. I'm a middle-aged woman. Be kind to your elders.
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"Middle aged woman"? WTF, you're younger than me HAG, lol!!!!! And I mean that in the sweetest possible way, love your blog!
ReplyDeleteWe're getting old, boo. If we overshoot it, make b's will feel like I look guuuurd for my age.
DeleteLmao! Good point, you sure do tho! I'm still 17 inside......is that a mental issue or good thoughts? ;-)
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