Outfit of the Day: Girly Boy!

Shirt: Thrift

Jeans: Genetic Denim, similar (And on sale!) here

Shoes: Aldo, buy (On sale!!!) here

Handbag: Linea Pelle, similar (but bigger) here

Hat: Albertus Swanepoel for Target, buy here

Jewelry: Random hodge podge of crap that I have accumulated over the years...

My husband took this picture, and because he's taller you can't really see my shoes. So here's a pic I took of myself via timer (Yay!), just because I like my shoes!

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A Hot Old B Finishes Out True Blood's Hotness Trifecta!

It has been confirmed, via TV Line that Chris Meloni (Detective Stabler 4 EVA!) will be joining True Blood as an ancient vampire. Um, yes and thank you! Are you not convinced? Then perhaps watch this 4 and a half minute video of his apparent hotness while Salt n' Pepa's 'Shoop' plays. This ish is pretty, pretty creepy.



Congratulations to True Blood's producer Alan Ball. He has now covered all of our hot bases. Sexual old dude? Check (Chris Meloni). Super sexual Nordic blonde b? Check (Duh, Eric). Super duper sexual dark and manly man? Check and check (Alcideeeeee!). Sorry, Bill. You didn't make the hot list. You may sit down.

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Can we Timeshare This or Something?

Holly Golightly's townhouse made famous by Breakfast at Tiffany's is for sale for almost $6 million. Anyone want to go one-millionth-sies with me? You can check out more pictures of the place, which was previously owned by some muckety muck banker dude that was collared for insider trading, over at Curbed.

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Stand By...

C. Stodd made a video for Funny or Die, which will be released on Thursday. AND it was directed by Seinfeld's Jason Alexander. Oooookay? I don't even know where to go from here. Stay tuned so we can talk ish on Thursday...

P.S. To tide you over, go check this out from Gallery of the Absurd.


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Urban Farmers' Market

Shirt: Miley Cyrus for Walmart (don't judge me)

Sweater: Karlie, find retailer here

Jeans: Blank Denim, Similar here

Boots: Old Navy, buy here

Bracelet: Target headband from circa 2004

Necklace: By boe, similar here

I had to cut my head off. I didn't have makeup on yet, and it was tragic. That's Wiggy in the background, with a cameo by a few ghosts in the form of light orbs. Yay?

This is what I wore to a local farmers' market. Because, yes, every day is an opportunity to wear something that skews at least slightly into costume territory. Pin It

WTF, Stacy Ferguson?

Pic via Huffington Post

Fergie showed up to something called "The Night of Firsts" ( I effing hope so!) wearing this hot mess. #1 You can't zip it. #2 You're wearing a Felix the Cat dress. #3 You look uncomfortable as hell, like a b that can't zip her dress up. Oh, wait...

This is the only way that Felix the Cat should be making appearances.

And when's the last time you saw one of those? Probably when you looked like this.

You and J Love should have showed up like this last night. That would have been the realness.

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Is This Douchey? I Feel Douchey.

Jacket: Target, a million years ago

Shirt: Thrift store, Juicy Couture

Leggings: Brittney, similar here

Socks: Target

Boots: Old Navy, buy here

Necklace: Forever 21, similar (and kind of cooler) here

So I had a few (real and not imaginary) people ask me to do blog posts with my Outfit of the Day. Like, what I wore that day and whatnot. I know a lot of bloggers do this, and a lot of them are really great. But, I feel like who the eff am I that you would give half a crap about what I wore? So here is my first (and possibly last) OOTD post.

Are you guys into this at all? If so, tell me if you want me to do this fairly regularly. I will take silence as an answer of you think that I'm a douche.

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