BREAKING NEWS: Models Rejected Our Boyfriend, Jared Leto.

It's currently New York Fashion Week (and also Valentine's week), but that didn't stop a couple of models with ice-cold hearts from rejecting the world's prettiest man, Jared Leto. Here's what happened, from Page Six:

Jared Leto struck out Tuesday when he asked a female friend to help him ask for two models’ phone numbers at a Fashion Week bash.
The Oscar-nominated “Dallas Buyers Club” star was chatting with and “twirling around” the models at Guess’ On the Road to Nashville party.
Later, Leto sent his friend over to get their numbers. But, to his surprise “They said no,” our spy reports.

THEY SAID NO. NO.  Listen, models, I know you're all model-y and hot, and therefor it's great for you to use some discretion when giving out your number, and sh*t. I'm not in that gorgeous creature life, so I can't judge you for that. But this is Jared Leto.

Maybe you don't follow him on Instagram, so you couldn't be instantly charmed by his vegan pancake flipping video.



And you're models, so I'm assuming you are of a ripe, young age, so maybe you've been caught unaware with the likes of JORDAN mf-ing CATALANO.

I guess it's possible that you're allergic to flannel and corduroy, or something, but take a Benadryl and solider the eff on. Us normals are counting on you, hot models, to take a seat on the Leto Express. If you don't, we run the risk of acts of domestic terrorism like this happening:

via j's instagram

This is NOT an option.

P.S. Leto, you might need to re-up on your game techniques. You sent a friend over to simultaneously get two girls' numbers after you twirled around them. You're in the big leagues now. This ain't some Angela Chase sh*t.



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The Big Ol' WTF From the SAG Awards

 

Seriously, Wiig? I hope that this is how we got here: Kristen was playing memory lane dress up (where you put on weird crap that you own from a million years ago) right before the SAG Awards, and she threw on her most heinous choker from circa '98. (She's funny! It amuses her!) Meanwhile, her friend was ironically (hilariously) gluing on Lee brand press-on nails right behind her. Somehow the nail glue droplets fell into the choker's attaching apparatus thingy, locking the horrible choker onto Wiig's neck! And Wiig has a scissor phobia, so she doesn't keep any in her house, rendering her completely unable to remove the gross choker! At this point, she just has to throw on her decent but pretty 'meh' dress and skedaddle! 

That's the only possible explanation. Or a wild west posse forced her to wear that mess at gunpoint. That's it.

P.S. I don't care that it's some old ass Fred Leighton bougie bougie boo boo stuff. A mess is a mess is a mess.

P.P.S. Her makeup looks pretty.


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I Need to Talk About Gretchen Mol for a Minute. (On a Serious Note.)

This is a still from last night's Boardwalk Empire, which if you haven't watched yet, stop reading this and go watch the episode immediately! If you have watched, you know that this photo alludes to an unbelievable scene and character revelation on BE. Gretchen Mol plays Gillian Darmondy (Jimmy's mom) on the show, and I have to say that she does a horrifically fantastic job.

In the late 90's, Vanity Fair slated Gretchen Mol to be Hollywood's next "It" girl. And then...Not much happened. I have always liked Gretchen, and have always wondered why more didn't happen with her career, especially in her heyday. She is/was beautiful, and I think, very talented. So what's the problem?

I think that her 2005 portrayal of Bettie Page was pretty fabulous, but Gretchen has had a somewhat spotty and unremarkable career, before and after the Biopic. So it leaves me to wonder, what happened? There have been all of those sordid rumors about how she obtains her (few) roles, and how she has been blacklisted by many.

I don't know the truth to any of this, and who the hell knows what goes on in Hollywood behind closed doors. All that I know is that I think that her character in Boardwalk Empire as the cold, desperately sad mother/showgirl is played almost flawlessly. I hope that she can keep the momentum going, even though she is in the downturn of her career by Hollywood standards.

What do you guys think? Do you love Gretchen Mol on Boardwalk Empire as much as I do?

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