Showing posts with label Coochie Cutters. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Coochie Cutters. Show all posts
Thursday, July 3, 2014
Happy (Almost) 4th Of July, Here's Your Anthem
Listen, I know that this is fake as shit. And annoying. She's the Latina, modern-day this girl.
But I still can't help recklessly loving this song. Who doesn't love a GD pool noodle? Or have hopes and dreams of walking home with an empanada? And she cleared out Party City's flag paraphernalia section, so we owe it to America to be supportive.
Enjoy your holiday, Americans. If I don't hear you bumping this anthem at least once, I will steal all of your Bartles and Jaymes wine coolers and drink them right up in your face. Then drive home, because my blood alcohol level will be 0.0000000004%.
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Wednesday, June 4, 2014
If You Always Wanted To See Bradley Cooper's (Almost) B-Hole, This Is Your Chance
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On one hand, I wore shorts of this exact length in my sluttiest of slut days. On the other, they look like toddler apparel. On a third alien hand, Bradley Cooper is usually pretty hot.
I think I'm having some kind of sensory overload-induced brain malfunction. Tell me how to live.
P.S. You're welcome for bringing you this instead of that bag o' dicks-filled Bieber video.
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