Listen, I'm not in the game of offending military people. I'm in the game of rude ass-ing every other person's life, really. But I have to ask this -- is this the regular shorts attire of actual Navy Seals? Because that is the character that B Coops is portraying in this sassy (literal) ass picture from the set of his new movie,
American Sniper, and it's causing me to not even really know what to think right now. Except that we need to see what kind of business is happening in the front.
Oh. I mean...I actually don't even know what to say right now. At all. Or how I feel. Am I like:
Or all:
On one hand, I wore shorts of this exact length in my sluttiest of slut days. On the other, they look like toddler apparel. On a third alien hand, Bradley Cooper is usually pretty hot.
I think I'm having some kind of sensory overload-induced brain malfunction. Tell me how to live.
P.S. You're welcome for bringing you this instead of that
bag o' dicks-filled Bieber video.
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