Who's that hot blonde? Alexander Skarsgård serving up Drag Race realness. He redefines the phrase "golden girl!" pic.twitter.com/hko3nwGcU4
— James Patrick Herman (@TheGlamourGuy) August 4, 2015
If you've ever lain awake nights thinking, "I wonder if that sexy-ass Alexander Skarsgård would make a gorgeous, 6'4" lady?" here's your answer: It's a clear and resounding, "YES, BITCH." Now you can sit back, relax, pour yourself a tall, frosted glass of Goldschlager and swallow that mofo whole. (I'm not sure that entire euphemism worked even a little, but you get it. At least kind of.)
Alexander kept it grown and sexy last night at the premiere of his lastest movie, The Diary of a Teenage Girl, which took place at the Castro Theater in San Francisco, and included a pre-movie drag show. If I have learned anything today, it's that I am not living my best life. I'm living, like, my seventh best life.
Alexander Skarsgård looking fabulous at the premiere of 'The Diary of a Teenage Girl' this week. pic.twitter.com/qulJ0HSRgz
— The Film Stage (@TheFilmStage) August 4, 2015
And if you think that just because such a giant man chose such an disproportionately tiny clutch to carry, or that because he looks 573% more eleganza in a floor-length, sequined dress than I ever could, would dull my attraction to this beautiful, Swedish meatless meatball, YOU ARE DEAD MF-ING WRONG. (Also, if you think that last sentence was the most awkwardly-worded thing you've ever read, you are dead right. Welcome.)
I will firmly keep AS(s) in the "will do" column, semi-sad wig ends be damned.
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