face chart via nymag's the cut |
In anticipation of this vampy-ass goodness, let's discuss the best places to don our Lorde-y faces while we roam this earth.
#1 -- A stiletto nail salon.
#2 -- A Stevie Nicks Dress Warehouse, if that existed.
#3 -- A Rebecca Gayheart hair flip off, also, if that existed.
#4 -- An AHS: Coven viewing party, obviously.
#5 -- To visit the Royals, or just Prince Sexy Pants Harry.
The best place to not wear your new high-end goth-esque face? A Taylor Swift tea party at her New England beach house.
You know she'd be all, "OMG, you're so random. I can't even deal," and write a song called "Passive Aggressive Burgundy Lips" about you.
Are you guys into this makeup collaboration? Or will I be the only one dragging my old ass out to stock up on undead lady lipsticks?
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