Showing posts with label FUPA's. Show all posts
Showing posts with label FUPA's. Show all posts

Monday, November 21, 2011

Ummm, Aren't You Like 3 Months Pregnant?


US Magazine is reporting that ol' Simp face is in talks with Weight Watchers to craft a $4 million weight loss deal for dropping her post-pregnancy weight. I think that she's seriously three or four months along. You don't even know how much you're going to weigh! What if you have like 10 lbs you want to lose? Are you going to just wear those high-waisted jeans that everyone gave you so much hell for to make yourself look worse? So many questions that I still have like half a year to think about!

I mean daaaamn, sister, give yourself a hot ass minute! I guess since she didn't get that $500k for her pregnancy announcement, her dad is toiling away to make up for it. Can't a b just marinate an alien in her belly without getting Lean Cuisines shoved in her pie hole???
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Breaking News: Katy Perry Just Has a FUPA! (Google It If You're Reading This, Dad.)


Kitty Purry likes to get boozy. Leave a b alone with the constant womb checks, damn!

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