Britney Spears last night at the 2015 Teen Choice Awards! pic.twitter.com/sp7sRUhU7w
— BritneyArmy (@SlaveForUBrit) August 17, 2015
Just in case you were of the mindset that Mizz Britney Spears was done with being a sexpot, YOU ARE COMPLETELY WRONG.
Soak in all of this moment. The dress! The typical Britney-esque "I have no idea how to pose" pose! That she's winning a GD FASHION AWARD! What a choker-wearing card. That's my girl.
.@BritneySpears can hold up more than that #TeenChoice surfboard, thanks to major yoga skills: http://t.co/7DHhDb7pR4 pic.twitter.com/q7czGBvaPD
— Access Hollywood (@accesshollywood) August 17, 2015
In this photo, it's as if she's saying, "If y'all ever doubted my cat eye-wearing abilities, you are a MF-ing fool. A fool, I say!"
Think @ratliffR5 knew he was photobombing @britneyspears in this #TeenChoiceAwards pic? http://t.co/C9CblFgrrB pic.twitter.com/I68GppH3Ea
— TWIST magazine (@twistmag) August 17, 2015
And here, she's all, "Someone come get this child and tell her to stop staring at me. She's killing my hair vibe." Everyone knows that laser beams from the eyeballs of children make one's hair fall flat.
P.S. Am I supposed to know the identity of any of those humans in the background? Ol' cactus blouse looks like Giovanni Ribisi's little cousin. I'm too old for this shit.
P.P.S. What the hell is a Twist magazine? I need a nap and a fiber supplement to get through this life.
P.P.P.S. Whoever spilled that bottle of water under Brit Brit's chair shall pay. SHALL PAY, I TELL YOU.
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