80s chauffeur meets sexy airline pilot chic |
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I am feeling those baby gloves, though. I just wish that Corey's music video made me get more of this kind of vibe from The Lost Boys.
Tell me you're not hypnotized by that oil field of a chest/Home Depot chain combo. It will be a damn lie.
Speaking of my old school people, Melissa Joan Hart, who I will always see as this literal hot mess in my mind:
Is coming out with a tell-all book entitled, Melissa Explains It All. (See what she did there?) This serious piece of literature is not, sadly, about how to make a ball gown from strawberry-flavored Fruit Roll Ups (I would totally read that sh*t), but about her "wild" lifestyle in the late 90's. According to Life & Style, Melissa said, “I experimented with weed, Ecstasy, mushrooms and mescaline for about a year and a half. " She also said that she made out with a girl in a limo, or something.
Boring. Holla back when you're ready to say that you made out with Salem the cat from Sabrina the Teenaged Witch. Or that you did bath salts with that dude that climbed through the Clarissa window, or something.
Step up your game, old people. You're making us look super non-scandalous.
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