I have a weird brain. These strange things just pop into my head at times, and I don't know where the eff they come from. If I lived in the 50's I'd probably be forced into having electroshock therapy right now.
The other day, I'm sitting around, and I think, "You know who I'd like to date? Lumiere from
Beauty and the Beast."
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| That's my man. |
I mean he's such a gentleman. You know he would be so accommodating. (Be our guest, and all that ish.) And that b is French! He's a butler (or something), so he can clean.
Lumiere is my number one pick of the NON-HUMAN DISNEY CHARACTERS THAT I WOULD LIKE TO DATE. (You can stop reading at any time. I know that there's something wrong with me.) Now before you call the FBI or something, I'm not talking about sexual weird crap. I don't need to be on
My Strange Addiction. I'm not in love with the Eiffel Tower or anything. But...
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| Sexy. |
My second pick is the Genie from
Aladdin. He can grant you wishes, and has some badass gold bracelets I'd like to borrow. The con? He's voiced by Robin Williams. Um, nevermind. I don't want to date Mrs. Doubtfire...Or do I?
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| Yep, he's a bird. |
My next non-human BF is Scuttle from
The Little Mermaid. He's funny, and gives girls shiny presents. Actually, he might be a pimp. Be on alert.
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| Look at those tassels! |
The last dude (?!?) on my list is the Magic Carpet from
Aladdin. He can show you the world. Shining, shimmering, splendid. And the b can't talk. Are there any downsides?
Are you guys repulsed by me now? Or do you think that I missed someone (thing)? Please don't say something gross like the Tramp or Pinocchio. I can't even with that mess.
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