We're all still here, so let's just get this over with. Jump with me, and let's talk about how this week's epi sucked a little less hard.
The governor's (???) daughter almost died via Eric's vampiric mouth love. There are worse ways to go, people.
But, he didn't kill her. Probably because she was wearing lingerie that a 57 years old grandmother would wear on the night of her 4th wedding.
Ugh. Boring. If Eric falls in love with this vanilla froyo b, I will rage.
Bill finally looks good.
This b needs to calm her a-hole when she's talking to Alcide's hot ass. Put that chin back in, sweetheart.
Yeah, put your tape back on, stupid doo doo head.
Jess finally uses her hotness for slutty hotness like the rest of the world, and dresses up like a school girl BECAUSE SHE'S GOING TO SCHOOL, YOU GUYS. Get it?
Oh, sh*t. Anything with hair that big can't be good. That's an impressive amount of volume, and it must be hate-filled.
Bill has gone from boring and annoying to boring and annoying and show off-y. He just keeps getting more gross.
I can't even with his ass for one more second.
While the wolves freak the eff out on the youngest Cosby kid and company, Sam opts to show some crack via toplessness and dumpy denim. Yay?
Damn, can Sookie's vag get LIKE ONE DAY OF REST??? This isn't the friggin' grocery store bakery. Stop taking numbers, dudes.
Ugh, what now Jason? Maybe he just needs to eat a little more spaghetti, or something.
Coming up next week -- Bill's fixin' to eat some fairy children/possible adults?
Perfect.
I'm not hating TB this week as much as the previous couple episodes, so it looks like I'll see your asses back next time. Sigh.
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