Monday, December 19, 2011

Fresh Off Kris Jenner's Printing Press...


Let's talk about the Kardashian's Kristmas Kard. (You know Kris Jenner spells it that way.) It's obviously not split like this, but I wanted to get the closest look possible. A few points of interest:

  • Why are the lesser earners all forced to be on the left?
  • Why does Kris Jenner look like she skinned Ariel's fish tail and stole Mickey Mouse's bow tie to create her outfit? Someone thaw out Walt Disney, stat!
  • Where is Kim's chin?
  • Why is Kourtney's kid working it out harder than the rest of the family, most of which are paid models?
  • Why is Kim so blatantly shoved shoved out in the front by herself? "She's so alone and strong!" -Kris Jenner's cray cray mixed up brain.
Okay, I'm over it.

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