Take Your Favorite Summer Dress Into Fall!

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Get Your MF'ing Cowboy Boots On, B*tches!

Hey Dude is coming back! According to Entertainment Weekly, Teen Nick 90's Block (This exsists?!?! Where the eff have I been?) is adding Hey Dude to its Friday night lineup. Crap, I need to find out if I have this mess on my cable. I'll see you b's later. I'm leaving JTT in charge. Let's see what he has to say about this news.


Awesome. He's totally on board with it. Pin It

OMG, You Guys! How Cute Are These?!?

I think that this is the first time since the late 90's that I am coveting press-on nails! WTF, Dita Von Teese? Quit playin' games with my heart! I'm totally getting these. They are $9.99, people! Get on this train! C'mon and ride it! If you would like to join me on the press-on nail second wind, you can get these bad boys (girls) on Dita's website. Pin It

I'm Changing the Name of This Blog...

To icantstopobsessingovercourtneystodden.com. But seriously, WTF world??? Please go look at ALL of these pictures of her "just another day at the pool" over on Superficial.

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Easy, Muti-Tasking Makeup Item!

What would you guys pick as your "desert island" item? Pin It

The Badass Self Tanner List

I'm TRYING to be less awkward with every video. #FAIL

P.S. Fail on using "fail." What is it? 2009? Pin It

This. B.

Ol' formerly Dash face (currently cattish? face) wore this ish BOWLING the other night. Listen, I'm a ridiculous b*tch. I overdress for effing EVERYdamTHING, and even I know this is crazy as hell. Pin It