Friday, September 9, 2011

Finally Free to Be Me!

Hell yes, bitches! It's finally after Labor Day, and I can be free to be my vampy-ass self. If you are a rules-follower (Natch, I am not.), you can start rocking your gothier, vampier nail polish colors. And I can do so without being judged (as much).


Here's my starting lineup of some of my vampier polishes (without my old standbys like OPI's "Lincoln Park After Dark" or Essie's "Wicked"). I'm about to do my inaugural polish change, and I am stumped on which color to pick. Sophie's choice!!! Anyway, how about the polish color that I'm coveting for Fall?


That would be this b. Chanel's "Peridot." Love. It. Sold out, blah, blah, blah. If you are having polish block, and need a little inspiration, here's a great article on Fall's hottest nail polish shades. Check it out. Tres helpful. What colors/trends are you guys hyped for? Pin It

Easy(ish) Cute Hairstyles

I'm always on the lookout for cute, easy things to do with my hair. I get bored easily, and I try to avoid doing drastic, somewhat permanent things to my hair by finding new styling techniques. So, yeah, basically I'm a crazy b that makes rash decisions. Yay! Check out the cuteness that I found scouring the interwebs. So cute, non? I am linking to the blogs where I found this badassness (with instructions, yay) so we all can have amazing hurrrr. For that friggin' awesome bun, find out how do create it here. And the braid instructions are here. Okay, annnnnnd go!

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Thursday, September 8, 2011

This. Is. Awesome.


Via WOW Report. Pin It

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Oh, R. Simms!


All these other hoes need to sit the eff down. This b is the OG Stunt Queen. And I'm sorry, but I WISH I could rock a pair of hose like Richard Simmons. Those are some nice stems! (Stems credit: Cher Horowitz) Pin It

Hot Cheap Sh*t: Missoni for Target Edition

I'm so excited, you guys! On September 13th, Missoni is releasing a HUGE collection (Over 400 pieces!) for Target. From Missoni's signature zig zag printed knit pieces to housewares to a bike (Eeeep!), this ish is hot.

Target has also released a lot of the lookbook, which you can check out here. I'm dying over stuff like the tights and this hot ass poncho deal right here. But also the clutch, the swimwear...Ugh! So much! Crap, I'm going to be at Target for 2309483098 hours next Tuesday. B's better make way!

What do you guys think? Are you excited for Missoni for Target, like I am (obvs)? Pin It

Monday, September 5, 2011

True Blood Musings: Leave La La OUT Of It!!!

 Okay, you b's know my love for Lafayette. That's my down ass b, and you know this. But in the final scene, when he's in bed with Jesus...That hair. That little scrap of hair that they are gluing on this poor man's head...Tragic.


File that ish under TOO. MUCH. Let's discuss this week's epi.

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Thursday, September 1, 2011

We're All Getting Old: Part 20394823098

So, remember American Pie? Yeah, I was in high school. All young and, a-hem, innocent. Well apparently, there is something called American Reunion coming out, with the original American Pie cast.


I mean sh*t. Tara Reid has a mf'ing blazer on, and that b is a HAM (hot ass mess) sandwich. I'm old. They're old. WTF is happening? My bones ache. Get me some damn Ben Gay or Tiger Balm or some ish. Pin It

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