|actual comment about me to prove said trash bag-ness|
|jam jar sweet shiraz, $9.99 at whole foods, but check yo' ish|
Once I actually consumed this affordable nectar of the Gods, I was all in. It's kind of sweet, but not in a over-the-top way.
Try it. It's like $10-$12 most places, so re-gift it (to me) if you hate it (I hate you if you do), and you aren't out a bajillion bucks, man.
#2 Hermit Yourself Up In Your House And Watch A Show Featuring Badasses, Until You Think You're A Badass.
|featuring lots of hot backs and other parts|
I've barely tended to basic ass hygiene this week (even more so than the usual), and I blame it all on Sons of Anarchy. I'm been binge watching the ish out of this show, and I show no signs of slowing.
|my favorite dudes of SOA, opie & tig|
P.S. If you are a dumb dumb head like me and haven't yet watched this show, get on that sh*t, you silly mofo.
P.P.S. If you're current on episodes, DON'T YOU DARE TELL ME WHAT THE EFF IS UP WITH THESE TWO. (Although I've gotten a hint of Opie spoilers, and I am not happy.)
#3 Buy And Wear Clothes Inspired By (Male) Characters Of Said Show.
|flannel and beanie, target, boots, nordstrom|
|denim vest, h&m, faux leather vest, f21|
#4 Same Damn Makeup, Different Damn Day.
|marc jacobs eyes, urban decay lip|
|urban decay in shame, $22|
#5 Watch Britney's New Music Video On Repeat.
The first time that I heard Brit Brit's new song, I left super "meeeh" about it. But, of course, that sh*t completely grew on me and once I peeped that video scene, I was totally into it. I can't help it, when Britney does that dumb Madonna-esque fake British accent, I lose my ish. Viva la Britney, b*tch. Gimme, gimme more.
Okay, okay, I'm done. What trashy ass tendencies do you guys have? I know you're out there, don't leave a b hanging.