Okay, I'm Developing a Theory...

Pic via Radar Online

Radar Online posted this picture of America's sweetheart (in my mind) stepping out to get coffee in her casual finest. Isn't this what you guys wear to pick up coffee? A pushup bra with clear bra straps, a tube top, hot pants and an arm cuff? And I usually tease and Aqua Net my hair, while sporting a supposed "naked face." Read this quote given to Radar from mama Stodden, and TRY not to feel gross. I dare you:

“Courtney looks the most beautiful when she steps out of the shower soaking wet."

Cue the dry heaves. So here's my theory. I think Courtney Stodden is an alien time traveler. She thinks that she's in 1994 (That's the year she studied on her spaceship before landing on Earth.), so to her she looks totes the norm. Think about it! It doesn't not NOT make sense, right? This coming from the b that has watched approximately 89 episodes of Twilight Zone today.

I don't care why or how she arrived in my life, I just hope she never leaves. 

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The Scariest Halloween...EVER.

Just a couple of tricks this year, no treats. Courtney Stodden, everyone's favorite, demure teenager dressed as a "little girl" for Halloween this year. While her husband dressed as...her? Bleh. Please, you know it's not the first time that man has tucked for his life and slapped on some sequins. Don't even get me started on his sensible auntie heels. I see you, Doug. You aren't fooling me.

P.S. They're wearing matching nail polish.

P.P.S. You don't learn your "good" photo angles and how to smile with your eyes overnight, Doug. Quit playing.

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Every Woman is Jealous.

I am jealous. I'm jealous that I lost my Caboodle in '93 and I can't find my exact match to that lipstick shade C Stod is rocking. I'm jealous that I have searched every Body Shop and Rave around, and I still can't find an arm cuff like that. Blerg!

But seriously, how did this girl become the alleged person that is now Courtney Stodden? Get on that, Rubix Cube solvers. There's your puzzle. Pin It