Lazy Blogging: Read Something That I Already Wrote

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This week for Allure, we discuss Things You Should Be Doing Instead of Watching That Harlem Shake Video: Annoying Beauty Stuff You Really Shouldn't Skip. Go check that ish out -- sh*t's mandatory.




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Lazy Blogging: Read Something That I Already Wrote

This week for Allure, I explore dude beauty routines, and how we can derive our own tips from them. At least you're good for something, guys. I kid, I kid. Go check it out here.



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Lazy Blogging: Read Something That I Already Wrote

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This week's Allure blog is all for you, beauty bloggers of the world. This is "Why You NEED to Enter the Allure Beauty Blogger Awards (Yes, You)."



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Lazy Blogging: Read Something That I Already Wrote

This week's Allure blog is for all you sicklings out there. And I present to you: How to Look Awesome When You Feel Like Total Garbage.

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Lazy Blogging: Read Something That I Already Wrote

It's almost Doomsday, b's! Make sure you're ready to still be presentable for the zombie folk, with my post apocalyptic beauty tips and tricks in my Allure blog this week. Click here to read that ish.




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Lazy Blogging: Read Something That I Already Wrote

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This week in my Allure blog, I'm giving shaving tips for all of the ladies and gents in light of it being the end of Movember. Mustaches and all hairs be gone! Click here to see how to Get Mo' From Your Movember Shaving Excursion.


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Lazy Blogging: Read Something That I Already Wrote

Over on ye olde Allure blog today I pick my favorite beauty minis of the season, in honor of the release of the iPad mini. Ye should check it out yonder. And this ends my lame, half-assed attempt at olde english.



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Lazy Blogging: Read Something That I Already Wrote

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Tonight is Halloween. (duh) That means if you don't clean your ish up tonight, after a wild night of crazy faced debauchery, you will look a hot, hot mess tomorrow. Go read my Allure blog for tips on how to clean up your Halloween hair and makeup mess.



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Lazy Blogging: Read Something That I Already Wrote

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It's Fall, b*tches! To me that means I am trying to be all natural and ish, and stop using self tanner. Go over to Allure and read how to embrace yo' pale and tips to get Fall hot.


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Lazy Blogging: Read Something That I Already Wrote

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You guys are going to hate my ass, but I am having a total Ke$$$$$$ha moment lately. Her new song is totally ear wigging the hell out of my brain, so I came up with some ways to get all Kesha-ed out, without actually rubbing dirt (and possible body fluids) on yourself. Read my tips over on the Allure blog.


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Get Yo' Beauty Blogger Box On

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Allure is teaming up with Revlon to sell the Beauty Blogger Box, which contains all of the favorite products from our Revlon video challenge. The best part is that $5 of each sale goes to the Look Good Feel Better cause, which helps women with cancer. Here's what's included in the box:

• 1 Revlon Colorstay 16 Hour Eye Shadow Quad 500-Addictive
• 1 Revlon Revlon Photoready Sculpting Blush Palette-001-Pink
• 1 Revlon Revlon Photoready Perfecting Primer
• 1 Revlon Photoready 3D Volume Mascara 002-Black
• 1 Revlon Colorburst Lipgloss Peony-008 

The eyeshadow quad is my favorite color of them all; it's ridiculously versatile. And the sculpting blush palette is badass. The only thing I haven't tried in the box is the primer, because we all know that I am grossly oily. You can purchase the box here, for $49.95. And if you want to see the video I did with these products -- and how to get multiple uses from them -- check it out here.


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Lazy Blogging: Read Something That I Already Wrote

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In this week's Allure blog, I take the grossness that is football and the loveliness that are snacks and combine somehow into a DIY beauty post. Go check it out here.



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Lazy B Photo Roundup

So, here's the thing. My whole "live blogging" thing sucked more than Over the Top. (Just kidding, that ish was gold.) My timing didn't work out, and I ended up creeping on Starbucks' wifi for a couple of minutes here and there to bring you what I could. Instead, I have compiled a bunch of the photos I took in this pile of nonsense. Here we go!

Central Park gold statue deal. Tourist: Party of one.

Dem buildings sure are purty.

Badass bootie/sexy heel hybrid at Oscar de la Renta

Eeeek!

Damnit, Alexander McQueen windows. Why are you so clean and glarey?

This was supa dupa gorge

Bergdorf Goodman has THE BEST DAMN WINDOWS

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My Beauty Blogger of the Year Contest Trip: Livin' It Up, Like Ja Rule Said (With Lots of Beauty!)

Me eating NY chocolate mousse and whipped cream, in moderation..Duh.

Go read my big ass recap of my trip with Allure magazine. Did I get to ride a unicorn??? Maybe...



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I Think I Died.

Andre Leon Talley walked right by me and I was like one foot away from Oscar de la Renta. Oh, crap. ALT totally caught me taking this picture, didn't he?

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I'm Freaking Backstage at Oscar de la Renta, B's

Holy crap. Holy crap. Holy crap.

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Best of Beauty Party! Ahhhh!

Okay, so I was supposed to be LIVE blogging everything. Ha. You should have known that my massive laziness would interfere with that ish. Quit being so obtuse. (I don't even really know what that means, but I have always wanted to say it. I've also always wanted to throw a drink in someone's face, but that doesn't really apply here.) So last night was Allure magazine's badass Best of Beauty party, and I GOT TO GO TO THERE! (That's a 30 Rock reference, I'm not THAT terrible with writing.)

 

And here's what I wore, because I know you are all DYING to know. (Cough, cough. Yeah right.) And, yes, those are sequined leggings. Stop freakin' judging me.

Here's the boss ass view from the party. It was completely gorgeous. I met a ton of people, and it was completely fantastic. I didn't take anymore pictures at the party, because I didn't want to be a weird creeper.

And here's all of the SWAG that I got with my prize. Good Lawd, that's a lot of beauty products. Hot damn, this ish is crazy.

P.S. I'm really not "live blogging" because my hotel charges like $14 a day for internet access, and hell to the naw. I. Will. Not. Pay. That. Mess.



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And So It Begins...

I woke up a little, um, early. I'm nervous as hell. Ackkk!

And here's my suitcase. FOR LESS THAN THREE FREAKIN' DAYS, PEOPLE. Seriously, what is wrong with me? Oh, and it ended up weighing like 59 lbs. Not. Necessary.

I'm about to board the plane, so stand the eff by.


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EXCITING ASS BLOGGING NOTE

The time has come upon us. I am going on my badass trip to NY that I won with the Allure Beauty Blogger of the Year contest on Monday. So I will be live blogging/tweeting/something on the trip. I won't be doing any of my regular nonsense, because I'll be too busy ballin' out of control. (Just kidding, I'll be the only one wearing Forever 21 and Target or whatever.) So stay tuned here so you can see whatever fun ish that I will be getting into.




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Lazy Blogging: Read Something That I Already Wrote

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Yo, Trish McEvoy gave me some of her hair extension stash. BFFs??? Go read my Allure blog for this week. (She also gave me some badassery in makeup tips.)


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