I was watching the latest episode of 30 Rock last night, when this abomination came upon my screen -- the dreaded man turtleneck. It was actually a small plot point on the episode. You know, the fact that turtlenecks are TERRIBLE. Even the name is gross. Who would want a neck like a turtle? Have you seen a turtle's neck? Don't agree with me? Hold your mother effin' horses sister, and let us take a 'neck tour.
|I'm pretty sure that this is a terrible joke.|
|A typical turtleneck patron. The cat is sickened to his core.|
|What in the eff is this Devil's neck maiden???|
|Mmmmkay. What kind of weird ass door is that? How does it even work?|
|Well of course. My nemesis surfaces again. P.S. This picture is friggin' creepy.|
Welcome to it.